A/N: This is sung by my good friend, Voldie

A/N: This is sung by my good friend, Voldie.

Disclaimer: all HP stuff belongs to J.K. Rowling and song 'Because I Got High' belongs to Afroman.  

 

I was gonna switch to Gryffindor

But then I got high
I was gonna help the house elves

but then I got high
they still live in that kitchen

and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna skip class

before I got high
I coulda been Dumbledore's favorite student

but I got high
I'm livin in Slytherin

and I know why, (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna play Quidditch

but then I got high
I coulda been captain

but I got high
now I'm the broom manager

and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna live with my dad

but then I got high
He was gonna love me

but then I got high
instead I blew him to bits

and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the ministry

but then I got high
I was gonna go straight to them

but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I'm feared by all wizards

and i know why (why man?) yea hey,
- because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna be friends with Hagrid

until I got high
I was gonna buy my own giant spider

but then I got high
instead I sent him to Azkaban

and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna kill all those muggles

but then I got high
I was gonna start my own orphanage

but then I got high
now I'm killing orphans instead

and I know why, yea hey,
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life

because I got high
I scare little kids and mice

because I got high
now I'm a powerful bad guy

and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song

because I'm high
I'm gonna go avada kedavra a few people

because I'm high
and if Harry Potter beats me

I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high

La da da da da da da da da