Title: Coffocalypse

Author: captain91

Fandom: Torchwood

Characters: Jack, Tosh, Owen, Ianto

Summary: Torchwood's personal apocalypse

A/N: So my last attempt came out a bit too dark, i thought I'd try again

Written for tw100 Prompt: 265: Apocalypse

"Where's Teaboy?" snarled Owen, hurling a slitheen foot across the hub

"Hmm, he has been him a while," murmured Tosh, bringing up the CCTV of the Welshman's favourite coffee artisan. Then another, and another. "I can't see him anywhere," she called, concerned.

"Search for rift spikes, no matter how small," barked Jack. "He wouldn't let anything get in the way of getting his nectar."

The cog-door alarms peeled as the harried Welshman returned several hours later. "Coffee was sold out everywhere. All I could get was this," he moaned, holding up a jar of instant.

"It's the apocalypse!" cried Owen.