Disclaimer: I do not own Shoujo Kakumei Utena, the characters from Fushigi
Yuugi or Molson beer, but I am selling my friends to depressed overweight
men over 50 years old for $2000, cause I need the cash. Naw, just kidding
about the last part. Teehee ^_^
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
"But you hafta!"
"NEVER!!! THE ALCOHOL IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE!"
"What about Miaka, hm?"
"....Alcohol makes ugly people look pretty. I was plastered when I met her."
"Oh Suzaku.Just give me the alcohol, Tamahome."
It all began when Rizu(chan was trying to get Tamahome to give up his booze. Everyone was chilling in Yusei(chan's basement. Y'know the crew, right? Jess, Jamie, Rizu, Yusei and the Suzaku Seven. Tamahome had found some Molsons hidden in the bar area that Yusei(chan's aunt had stashed there for last year's New Year's Eve party, and since he's a raging alcoholic, (if you've seen Fushigi Yuugi and heard his voice, you know what I mean.) he has the need to get drunk every ten minutes.
"Just let him have the beer, Rizu(chan. I've got my recorder with me, so I can record him singing drunk again. Teehee!" Yusei(chan said, holding up the recorder.
"But you already have 25 tapes of him drinking Captain Morgan, do you really need more?" Jamie(chan asked.
"But maybe he'll do the 'Dance of the drowning penguin' again, no da! I have to say, that's entertainment for a lifetime, no da!" Chichiri added.
"I did the what?"
"Oh Suzaku..Don't show him it, Yusei(chan." Nuriko set his head down on the table.
"Give me those Molsons, Tamahome!" Rizu(chan grabbed at the stash of beer in Tamahome's arms.
"NO!"
While Rizu was attempting to grab the beer that Tamahome was guzzling down, Hotohori raised his hand in the air and the scene stopped. He turned and looks straight forward.
"I'm laughing at Tamahome, because Tamahome is drinking Molson. Sure, he took Miaka away from me and tried to crush my empire by killing me as well, but when I see Tamahome drinking Molson, I see a source of entertainment that I haven't seen since Miaka thought I was a woman. Even if I did catch him and Miaka making out in my bedroom, I'm laughing at Tamahome, because Tamahome is drinking Molson."
Words appear on the screen.."Wacky, fictional portrayal of Molson Beer will not make you the ally of a great emperor of Konan, friend." Hotohori lowers his hand and the scene plays again.
"If those two don't stop, they'll bump the "Anime Time Travel" switch." Chiriko commented.
"Hm." Mitsukake replied.
"That's right! I forgot!" Yusei(chan recalled.
"RIZU! TAMAHOME! DON'T GO TOO CLOSE TO THAT."
The lights began to flicker on and off.
"Damn.."
"EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!" Tasuki ordered.
The lights go out. A bright green light fills the room
"Oh Rizuuu-chan, I'm taking the beer!"
"Over my dead body, Tamahome!"
"What will it be this time, no da?"
"HOSHI(NEKO!!" Yusei called out, grabbing her backpack.
The little winged kitten flew over.
"Mew?"
"Hoshi, you are immune to time travel, right? Get the laptop and start figuring out where we will be headed. You know what to do after that. Hurry!"
"Mew!"
The little kitten flew off to go find the laptop and save the day. In a matter of minutes, everyone had vanished into the reach of time travel. Where they would be headed, was as unknown as Mitsukake's vocabulary.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
"But you hafta!"
"NEVER!!! THE ALCOHOL IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE!"
"What about Miaka, hm?"
"....Alcohol makes ugly people look pretty. I was plastered when I met her."
"Oh Suzaku.Just give me the alcohol, Tamahome."
It all began when Rizu(chan was trying to get Tamahome to give up his booze. Everyone was chilling in Yusei(chan's basement. Y'know the crew, right? Jess, Jamie, Rizu, Yusei and the Suzaku Seven. Tamahome had found some Molsons hidden in the bar area that Yusei(chan's aunt had stashed there for last year's New Year's Eve party, and since he's a raging alcoholic, (if you've seen Fushigi Yuugi and heard his voice, you know what I mean.) he has the need to get drunk every ten minutes.
"Just let him have the beer, Rizu(chan. I've got my recorder with me, so I can record him singing drunk again. Teehee!" Yusei(chan said, holding up the recorder.
"But you already have 25 tapes of him drinking Captain Morgan, do you really need more?" Jamie(chan asked.
"But maybe he'll do the 'Dance of the drowning penguin' again, no da! I have to say, that's entertainment for a lifetime, no da!" Chichiri added.
"I did the what?"
"Oh Suzaku..Don't show him it, Yusei(chan." Nuriko set his head down on the table.
"Give me those Molsons, Tamahome!" Rizu(chan grabbed at the stash of beer in Tamahome's arms.
"NO!"
While Rizu was attempting to grab the beer that Tamahome was guzzling down, Hotohori raised his hand in the air and the scene stopped. He turned and looks straight forward.
"I'm laughing at Tamahome, because Tamahome is drinking Molson. Sure, he took Miaka away from me and tried to crush my empire by killing me as well, but when I see Tamahome drinking Molson, I see a source of entertainment that I haven't seen since Miaka thought I was a woman. Even if I did catch him and Miaka making out in my bedroom, I'm laughing at Tamahome, because Tamahome is drinking Molson."
Words appear on the screen.."Wacky, fictional portrayal of Molson Beer will not make you the ally of a great emperor of Konan, friend." Hotohori lowers his hand and the scene plays again.
"If those two don't stop, they'll bump the "Anime Time Travel" switch." Chiriko commented.
"Hm." Mitsukake replied.
"That's right! I forgot!" Yusei(chan recalled.
"RIZU! TAMAHOME! DON'T GO TOO CLOSE TO THAT."
The lights began to flicker on and off.
"Damn.."
"EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!" Tasuki ordered.
The lights go out. A bright green light fills the room
"Oh Rizuuu-chan, I'm taking the beer!"
"Over my dead body, Tamahome!"
"What will it be this time, no da?"
"HOSHI(NEKO!!" Yusei called out, grabbing her backpack.
The little winged kitten flew over.
"Mew?"
"Hoshi, you are immune to time travel, right? Get the laptop and start figuring out where we will be headed. You know what to do after that. Hurry!"
"Mew!"
The little kitten flew off to go find the laptop and save the day. In a matter of minutes, everyone had vanished into the reach of time travel. Where they would be headed, was as unknown as Mitsukake's vocabulary.
TO BE CONTINUED.....