Hmmm… does the Going Merry have a fridge? I somehow doubt it, but anyways I'm disregarding this fact because I just had to use this idea and I've been wanting to write a One piece story for a while now.
Disclaimer: I do not own one piece.
Magnets
Sanji watched casually as Luffy began arranging the magnets on the bland fridge. The magnets were the kind you would expect a six year old to play with. They were those tacky ones shaped like letters that one might find in a dollar store. Sanji had tried to explain this to him but never the less Luffy insisted on getting them, so there he was sitting on the floor like an idiot playing with magnets.
"There!" Luffy said standing up. Sanji read the message, which read: 'LUFFY'S FOD DON'T TUOCH!' Sanji lit another cigarette.
"Wow, Luffy I'm impressed, there's only two spelling mistakes. You're far smarter that I thought." Sanji said causing Luffy to pout. The two stood in silence as Luffy frantically tried to figure out what his spelling errors were. At that moment Zoro walked down the steps, saw Sanji and was about to turn around.
"Hey, idiot swordsman!" Sanji called as Zoro glared at him coldly. "Luffy can spell better than you can."
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Zoro yelled. Sanji smirked at the response, which only made Zoro angrier. He hated that the stupid cook could make him so mad without even trying. Zoro muttered something under his breath and stormed off.
That night when everyone else was asleep Zoro slipped into the kitchen, he would've rather died than admit it to anyone else but he was hungry, starving even. He had skipped out on dinner and hadn't had any of his precious booze for nearly three hours.
He grabbed something out of the fridge and that's when he noticed it, the magnets o the fridge were spelling out 'IDIOT SWORDSMAN.' Zoro cursed the cook and quickly rearranged the letters to read 'PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A COOK.' He smirked at his temporary victory and walked away.
It went on for days, the two would write insults back and forth. The entire crew had noticed, they'd been fighting even more than usual, if that's possible. That's when Nami got an idea.
Nami smiled to herself as she scribbled on the parchment, trying to keep herself from laughing. She pulled out an envelope from in her desk and placing parchment inside, she picked up the letter and left her room.
Zoro walked to the fridge expecting a message to be on the fridge, but instead he found a letter, it was addressed to him. He pulled the letter out and began to quickly read it.
Part1/ end
That's right you'll have to wait for part two. (-cough- to lazy to finish –cough-)