I decided to make a series out of this because a lot of people liked Vegetas wonderful nightmare and Gokus wonderful nightmare (go read those, people like them) so here it is…
By m
Bulmas wonderful Nightmare
Hummmmmmm
"Wha?"
Bulma sits slowly up from where she was sleeping and opens her eyes
"Wha!!!"
The room is clean. No Saiyajin jumpsuit or clothes all over the place. It was clean, this had never happened before. Bulma began to wonder if she had cleaned the room in her sleep when chibi Trunks came running in wearing a cute little blue tuxedo and tie.
"Mother dearest, father has prepared breakfast and had asked me to come cordially invite you down when you are ready. Ta ta"
With that he jumped of and began walking backwards. He took out a rag and began wiping the places where he had walked so as not to dirty the clean room.
"Wha"
Bulma soon was dressed and began cautiously walking down the stairs. Only to find a horrific site before her. It was Vegeta…wearing an apron and pushing a vacuum across the carpet. He saw her and began jumping happily about as he pranced over to her.
"Dearest! How is my love muffin doing" he proclaimed " I hope you don't mind but I have been thinking…and I have decided to get rid of that terrible gravity chamber. I just noticed that it interferes with the time I spend with you. I love you, you truly are my queen"
"Wha!!"
He walked over to the door and blasts the gravity chamber to nothing
"There, besides it clashed with the house"
"Wha!!!"
He then walked back to her and took her in his powerful arms and began kissing her.
10 min…
20 min …
30 min…
Bulma finnaly let go and looked at her watch
"Don't worry hun I did all the capsule corp documents and called all of the investors…Trunks helped too. I don't think he should train. I think we all need a vacation. What do you say?"
"Wha!??"
Bulma began to back away
"I- have-to-get-out-of here"
Bulma took off running
"Wait dearest I prepared your favorite breakfast…lover!!!!" Vegeta screams
"AHHHHHHHH" Bulma crashes through a wall
"AHHHHHHH"
"Wake up woman!!!!! I said wake up!!!!! Breakfast wont prepare itself!!!!
"Wahhhhhh!?"
Vegeta is his in his normal get up and you can hear Trunks screaming "It wasn't me!!!!" and the sound of police sirens.
"Geez woman! I have never heard a woman! scream so womanlingly! I don't know why I, prince of all the SAIYAJIN RACE!!!!! Married an earthling. Oh well, I expect breakfast in 2 min, cho chop woman get going!"
"Wha?"
THE END Poor Poor Bulma