Caitlyn*holding knife on cutting side*: Hey guys would you rather be a knife or a spoon?
Mitchie: Leave it to you to ask the most random questions.
Shane: I would be a knife because that way I can defend myself when you beat the crap out of me.
Barron: And leave it to him to encourage her.
Caitlyn*giving Shane 'the stare'*: Wimp!
Shane: Fatbutt
Caitlyn*gasps playfully*: You did not just call my butt fat. Pig!
Shane: Darth Vader in a dress.
Narrator: The whole table watches as the two continue insulting each other and are laughing their heads off. In fact the whole mess hall was laughing at the two. They shared a brotherly/sisterly bond together.
Caitlyn: Mary Poppins in skinny jeans and cat hair.
Narrator: Just then Dana and Nate arrive holding hands and smiling. They take a seat opposite Mitchie and Ella.
Sander*laughing*: These two are insulting each other because Caitlyn asked if we would rather be knifes or spoons. Caitlyn stops when she realizes who had just arrived.
Caitlyn*plainly but staring at Dana intently*: Hey guys, so Dana did you tell Nate?
Dana: Tell him what?
Caitlyn: of course not. It's not like you just tell a person you're cheating on them now would you?
Narrator: Now everybody looks stunned even Dana. The word cheat caught everyone's attention in the mess hall.
Nate: Caitlyn what is your problem. Ever since I started dating Dana you've been saying stuff about her that aren't even true.
Caitlyn: Maybe it's because I'm trying to protect you, you're my friend and that's what friends do.
Nate: No that's not it, you're jealous because I'm dating Dana, me and Dana have something that you and I never had.
Caitlyn: EXCUSE ME? WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS? AND TELL ME NATE, HOW COME EVRY TIME WE HAVE A FIGHT ABOUT DANA YOU ALWAYS BRING OUR RELATIONSHIP UP….HUH?
Narrator: Caitlyn was so angry that she hadn't realized she was gripping the knife so hard it was so close to piercing her skin.
Nate: CAITLYN YOU ARE BEING SUCH A BITCH! EVER SINCE YOUR MOM GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, YOU WERE THE NUMBER ONE BITCH. I GUESS THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. EVEN WHEN SHE DIED YOU WERE A BITCH! IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE ABOUT CAITLYN!
Narrator: Everybody knew that was a big mistake. The knife Caitlyn was holding had pierced her skin and had hit a vain. Now she was bleeding but hadn't noticed.
Mitchie: Caitlyn?
Caitlyn*ignoring Mitchie and standing up*: DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NATE? WE WERE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
Narrator: Nate looked like a deer on the road. Dana just shrugged and dragged Nate to the door.
Caitlyn: NATE IF YOU WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AND HER!
Narrator: Nate just looked at her intently and walked out of the door.
Caitlyn*looking at her hand and laughing*: Shit I'm bleeding. So this proves my point Shane. Mitchie is not a vampire.
Narrator: Everybody starts laughing forgetting what had just happened. Caitlyn Gellar was strong willed.
Shane: She's probably on a diet.
Jason: If she is a vampire do you think she can build me a birdhouse.
Mitchie: Hey I am not a vampire.
Caitlyn*getting up*: I'm gonna go and clean up oka….
Narrator: Before she could finish her sentence she was on the floor unconscious due to the amount of blood she had lost.
