South Park Movie Haiku
Metal Bahamut 4/6/05
Disclaimer
I do not own the South Park franchise. Sorry the collection's short, but it should pique your interest.
Unclefocker (two parts)
Shut your focking face
You cack-sucking, arse-licking
Bonerdickbutt face.
Ball-licker teste
Shating rectal whore; butt ram
An Unclefocker!
It's easy, m'kay
It's easy, m'kay.
Sex, drugs, rock and roll; drop 'em.
You can dump them all!
Kyle's Mom is a big fat betch
Kyle's mom, big fat betch.
Biggest betch in all the land.
Big big big big betch.
I can change
Saddam says he's changed.
Satan says he's immature.
Not till Saddam danced.
Don't blame Canada!!! (two parts)
Don't blame Canada!
But the big M-A-C did.
Then it's World War III!
War with censorship
Kinda drives people crazy.
This creates a cult.
Up there (three parts)
Up there, skies were ash.
Frog jumps into a mousetrap.
Smoke drifts all over.
The land is dirty
Basho would cringe at the sight.
But Satan would not.
Everywhere you'll see
Nature is decomposing.
Cries fell on deaf ears.
What would Brian Boitano do?
What Boitano do
To save Terrance and Phillip
Is out of my hands.
La Resistance
Viva Resistance!
One party that rivals MAC.
Join for punch and pie.
Kenny's Short Trip
Kenny's death sentence
Took him to the River Styx.
There he faced his fate.