AN: This is my new fic The Many Slepless nights of Summer Melody! i hoep you al enjoy it as much as I enjoy writing it because i enjoy wirting it a lot!11! rated M because of swearing ;3
ILY! please r+r!
Chapter 1- Alto Nimbus)
Once upon a time it was Tuesday in Asgard and Thor was being fabulous. He'd been in his
secret bachelor cave where he polished his hammer and built up old rusty cars into shiny new
cars that he rode around Asgrd.
No one knew where his secret cave was because it was a secret and he didn't tell anyone
where it was.
He was strolling along fabulously in the palace gardens when he was confronted by Loki who
was looking angrily on his face.
But he wasn't regally angry, he was jealous of Thors hair and he wants to know where he does
it, because when he disappeared he came back with deliciously luscious hair.
"Yhor! He yelled quietly Where do you keep disappearing too?"
"Loki, brother, that is a deep, and darkly secret." Thor clapped Loki on the shoulder with his
hammer but it didn't hurt Loki because they're brothers.
Thor didn't want to tell loki where his hideout was because it was a secret.
I'm getting coffee now!" spewed Thor from his luscious lips that were red with containing his
secret.
"You cannot run to coffee from me forever Thor!" Loki whispered, screaming. But Thi wad
already gawn. (an: i wote dis on my ipod lol) Loki was pacing really quickly. He was pacing so
quickly that he was walking in a ditch because he had really hevy steps, but not because he's
fat. He stopped pacing when his knees where hitting the sides of his ditch an the rabbits where
telling him to go away because he was walking in their houses when he saw something in the
distance.
It was like the sparkliest raven had stopped flying to sit on the walking girl's head. It was of
course his beloved Isabeau.
When he looked at her his heart beat audaciously and a little tear came into his eyes.
As she came nearer her eyes dazzled, but didn't glint because she didn't even wear glasses
anymore. Loki thought it made her look less like a librarian, but he still thought librarians are sexy
even thouh isabeau looked more like a young harlot now (an: I don't even know what that means
lol)
He kicked a goat out of the way, and he had no time for hunting. They were swarming around
him mooing cos of there magic and he let out a squeal or fustration, rippling his muscles wile he
did. He kicked three goats so far they landed in the castles kitchen window which is pretty
awesome.
A goat put its hoof up at him because goats dont have middle fingers to put up at him and then
they all left at the same time like sheep.
Finally he was alone.
But all the complexity of life has made his hair all dull, so Thor went into his cave and got his
brush. When it was all sparkly and fab-u-lus again Thor sat on a rock and cried a little.
He didn't really know why but he's just really sensitive.
He heard a strangulated sound coming from a goat he couldn't see and could only just hear and
leapt to his feet, his eyes gleaming valiantly.
When he got to the place were he assumed the noise come from he didn't see anything. Except
there was a guinea pig with a full mouth.
It stopped chewing for a second when it saw Thor bur then kept eating.
Thir thought it was so cute! He really wanted it so he threw his hammer at it and caught him.
He had glistening black eyes and sleeky fur that was brown and light brown and black and a
white nose and when he turned sometimes Rhor saw all the colours of the ranbow.
"Gunter," Thor bellewed. "Did you jst eat a goat?"
"Yes I did" Gunter repleed but not in Enlgish, in guinea pig language whitch is skweeks."It was
motherfuckin deliciouss"
"Gunter! Dont swer" Thor fumed. "Why did you eat a giat my lelte frind?!" Thos voice sounded really cute wen he sqkweeks!
"But Gunter!' Thor said "Why were you eatin a goat? I didnt think guinea pigs liked to eat meat."
"Thor," Gunter said all seriously. "Last night the rainbow bridge was broken by accidnet.'
"Oh my Ashgard! Thats rly bad! But dont change the subject!"
"Im not" Gunter said soulfully "You may have noticed that i shine like the rainbow sometimes when the sun is on my fur."
Were are you going with this Gunty?" Thor saked.
"I am going to mend the rainbow bridge!" Gunter sounded rly impressive when he said that and his sqweeks were all deep.
"But Gunter, you cant fix teh bridge. Your dont have thumbs to even hold a hamr."
"Thor, wen I was being born there were sone problems. When I was born I was not a healthy baby and the doctors didn't think I would make it. So they took me to the ranbow bridge and layed me on it's smooth surface for three days. At the end of the three days I was healthy and very very pretty. So you see? It is my duty to fix the bridge because it fixed me."
"No Ginter!"Thor said. "I don't want to live in a world without your pudgy cheeks and sleeky fur!'
"You will have to Thor." Gunter said seriously. "I have eaten the magic goats and now I am prepared for my sacrafice. Goodbye."
Thor might have tired to catch Gunter but Gunter is rely fast and little and he ran straight into a prickle bush that wouldnt hurt him because his body is full of magic goat magic now. It wouldnt hurt Thor either because hes a god but he hates prickles and he knew he couldn't stop Gunter anyway. That was a guinea pig on a mishion.
Thor left the area very mopeyly because hisbest friend was about to turn into a bridge. He was going to go to his crying rock outside of his man cave and maybe cry sensitivly but he heard someoen singing outside it. It was SUmmer!
"Summer!" he stuttered "How did you find my secret bachelor cave?"
"I followed the electicity that Myerlner gives out and it was very strong here . I think its because he is very happy here. I was just interested." She shrugged delightfully, blushing a bit. "Do you want to go for a walk? You look a bit sad."
"Not realy. I am sad." Sumer's face looked realy sensitve and Thor looked down. Then she said "It's okay Thor, I'll be your best friend if you like.?" Because she heatd the whole conversation with Gunter.
"Then Thor lookd rely sad but he smiled so she didnt think he didnt want to be best friends. Then she held his hand and they got some mead and waited for dinner tiem at the palace.