Who's the scariest? Who's the hottest? Who's the weirdest? Whom do I hate the most? Who do I secretly love? Find out the answers from all the Mortal Instruments characters!
Isabelle
Asker
Ok. We all know that you are obviously the most beautiful girl-
Uh huh. Get on with it, or I'm leaving. None of the boys can kill a single male demon without me.
But who is the hottest male?
Damn, you're gonna make me say it. Ok. Jace. It's the way that his hair is, and how he's so sarcastic and witty, and so strong. But he has a girlfriend, and I'm sort of his sister...hmmm. I mean, yeah, sure, Simon is my boyfriend, but he's not the most attractive boy in the box, ya know?
Uh huh, thanks Isabelle. Now, I think we're all dying to know: Who is your least favorite person?
Well, I mean, before, I would've said Clary, but she and I are on good terms now. I guess Maia. Not only did she try to steal Simon from me-yeah right-but she is just always bitching about something, her boyfriend, other girls, the fact that she's a werewolf, how hard life is for her-I mean, come on! I've lived a harder life than that girl, and look at me! I'm fabulous and beautiful.
Umm, okay, I really hope she isn't paying attention, don't you? Alright, so, yeah, next question. Who do you think is the strangest person you know?
Umm, wow. The weirdest. Uh, I don't know. Maybe Clary. She shows up here and like ALL the guys love her. Like, the real hot one is over here! Duh, boys. And all of a sudden she has magical drawing powers? Like, come on! Seriously? I'm the one who can kill someone in over 15 ways with just my hands. I'M supposed to be the powerful one, and the beautiful one. Why-no, how is she better than ME? In what way?
Yes, okay, I guess I get your point. So last question, and then you're done. You're doing great. How do you actually never get dirty? I mean, I guess you are pure at heart, but seriously?
I actually can't answer you on this. I don't know. Maybe because I can kill monsters and run so they don't explode on me, unlike Jace, who watches. Ewwww! Or maybe because I clean my clothes sometimes, unlike the boys, ya know?
Great, you can go, thanks.