PurplePixie: ^___^ Heyo, minna-san! ^^ Yes, I'm back and this time I have with me a little parody/song thingy for Gourry! Yay! It goes along with the tune from "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" *silence* You know, that one kindergarten song that teachers brainwash your minds with. *more silence* ^^; Uh...yeah. Anyway, this was inspired by Alys'Culdil'Baranlote (Go read her fanfics! ^__^ They're great, I'm not lying!) after I read one of her fanfics (it's a collection of fun songs that she created) called PoP Goes the Mazoku! ^^ They're so fun to read!

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"Do You Have A Brain To Show?"

Do you have a brain to show? Can you answer, "Yes" or "No"?

(Gourry: Uh? Are you talking to me? *points to himself*

Kyomi: No, duh.

Gourry: No? You don't have a brain? *scratches his head*

Kyomi: Eh? Yes, of course I do!

Gourry: But you said 'No'.

Kyomi: No, I didn't.

Gourry: Yes you did, and you just said it again.

Kyomi: So? I wasn't talking about myself. I was talking about YOU.

Gourry: What about me?

Kyomi: Oh, nothing, nothing. Nothing at all *cOuGh* Brainless *CoUgH*)

Is it smaller than a dot? Does it shrink or does it grow?

(Gourry: Uh...writer/author lady??

Kyomi: What?

Gourry: What's a dot?

Kyomi: ^^; Your brain.)

Do you know how to run? 'Cause Lina has a fireball, oh no!

(Gourry: Lina?! FIREBALL?!! AAAAAH!! *runs off set*

Kyomi: No matter how much you run, you can never escape the power of the FANFIC!!

Gourry: *keeps running...MUCH faster*

Kyomi: OoOkay...maybe he can run fast enough to escape the power of the Fanfic. *takes out a big cannon that's loaded with many chibi Linas whom are all chanting spells* *aims it in Gourry's general direction* ^^ But I could fix that.)

*BOOM!!!*

You had brain, but there it goes!

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PurpleP: ^^; I know. It was short. VERY short, but I would still like to know what you readers think of it! So pretty pleasies review! -^^- Thankies!