The Adventures of Elmo
Elmo is red. He is a popular character among five year olds. He may be fun and numbers in the show, but he leads a pretty inappropriate life.
It was early in the morning. Elmo was puking his brains out.
Elmo- Ah f*ck. To much vodka and saukee. 50 bottles to be-
Elmo coughed some more. I think he coughed a small bit of his lung. Elmo went to watch some TV.
Elmo- I had enough. Damn it. I need to get some more "legal" marijuana.
Elmo got out his phone. He called his "friends". He called Sonic. Sonic didn't answer. On the voice mail it said "Sorry! Getting laid!"
Elmo- F*ck. I hate Sonamy.
Little kiddies think that Elmo loves goldfish more than anything. He actually eats the innocent creatures all the time. He got hungry, so he shoved three of them in his mouth. They were raw. Elmo's favorite meal was vodka, saukee, cocaine, and heroine on top of his goldfish.
Now that you know a little about Elmo, the adventures will begin in Chapter 2.