The Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings
Gather round children and stay a while and listen. I will tell you of an ancient fable known as The Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. The story begins in ancient times that were long forgotton because long forgotton times are obivously forgotton. In these times there was an evil wizard called Mordor. He was evil because he murded nice people like monks and firemen, burnt down loads of buildings and walked accross the road in America without the light telling him to which is a crime for some reason. These are all exceptionally evil so that is why Mordor was an evil wizard. When asked why he commited these atrocities he said "Meh, I found it fun as I was quite board, truly and evil man. For years he was unstopped so you could say he was unstoppable for years, but one day a young wizard called Yoda who had been taught to use the magicks by the great wizard Frodo stood up to him. He said "Why do you this its really evil and stuff", and Mordor replied "What are you going to do this, my only weakness is severe blood loss". "I'll do this" Yoda shouted while shooting blue lighting out of his wand as that was his main colour. The lighting hit Mordor's chest and it exploded into pain while he said "What the hell man my chest is in mega pain" and Yoda said "Your chest exploded into pain, how do you feel" "PAIINN!". When this happened they both got sucked into a vortex which took them to a plane they could never escape. The plane of disco. The end.