Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to this show, I do however own Duncan's balls when I cut them off in his sleep!
Hello Everyone!
In regards to that horrible piece of work that was submitted that suggested that I had sexual thoughts about Gwen and then killed her are completely false. Yes, I did have fantasies about doing harm to Gwen however I would never have sexual fantasies about her and especially not in a pool.
I only have sexual fantasies about one person and that's Cody! The only reason that I'm starting to have fantasies about that loser is because I can hear him masturbating loudly in his room to pictures of Gwen! How do I know it's about Gwen? That's because you keep moaning her name! That's a hint for you, Cody! Go do it in the bathroom like those losers Lightning and Justin! At least when Justin is masturbating to the sound of Heather's voice that he pre-recorded on his phone he knows how to be kind of quiet! He at least turns the volume down on his phone!
I apologize for anyone that had to read Duncan's twisted fantasies about Gwen and Myself and the second I see him, I'm going to club him right in the nuts!