Disclaimer. Eoin Colfer is the sole owner and provider of artemis fowl, I am just a lowly fanfic writer, so please buy the series.
AN (Authors Note) Well this is the first chapter of my story. This is going to be the story of what would have happened if Artemis had been born of two children instead of one, his genius split right down the middle. Well enjoy the first chap :)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Artemis and Elizebeth Fowl: A Psychological Assessment
From "The teenage years"
by Prof. J. Argon, Brotherhood of Psychologists
comissioned by the Lower Elements Police (L.E.P)
By the age's of thirteen, our subjects, Artemis and Elizabeth Fowl, were displaying signs of intellects greater than any human since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The boy had beaten European chess champion Evan Kashoggi in an on-line tournament, and patented more than twenty-seven inventions, while his sister delighted in being a famous writer under the pen name Rosalie Mechanex, and winning the architectural competition to design Dublin's new opera house. Together they had achieved even more amazing milestones, such as writing a program that diverted millions of dollars from Swiss accounts to their own, forged more than a dozen Impressionist paintings that now hang in various galleries worldwide, and most recently cheated the FairyPeople out of a rather substantial amount of gold.
The question is, why? What drove these two geniuses to get involved in criminal enterprises?
That answer lies with the father. Artemis Fowl Sr. was the head of a massive criminal empire that stretched from Dublin's doclands to the backstreets of Tokyo, but he had had abitions to establish himself as a legitamate buisnessman. So Artemis Fowl Sr. had bought a cargo ship, stocked it with 250 thousand cans of cola, and set course for Murmansk in Northern Russia, where he had arranged a buisness deal that could prove profitable for decades to come.
Unfourtunatley, the Russian Mafiya decided they did not want an Irish tycoon cutting himself a slice of their market, and sank the Fowl Star ironicaly in the Bay of Kola(AN: Im sorry but you have to appreaciate that humor, sank a cola ship in the bay of KOLA HAR HAR HAR) Artemis Fowl the First was decalred missing, presumed dead.
His children now had to take over as the head of an empire with limited funds. In order to restore the family fortune, they embarked on a criminal career that would soon earn them over fifteen million poundsin two short years.
This vast fortune was mainly spent financing rescue expeditions to Russia. Though young Artemis refused to believe his father was dead, his sister realised that each passing day was another blow to her brothers heart. The young Artemis became focused on this obsession, and avoided other teenagers and resented being sent away to school with his sister, preferring to spend his time plotting his next crime.
So, even though his and his sisters, involvement with the goblin uprising during this year was to be traumatic, terrifying and dangerous, it was probaly the best thing that could have happened to him. At least he spent some time out doors, and got to meet some new people.
It's a pity most of them were trying to kill them.