(In tune to Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)

Gandalf the White-bearded wizard

Gandalf the white-bearded wizard (lizard)
Had a very white beard (like Galadriel's phial)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glows (or it grows!)
All of the other wizards (gizzards)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Gandalf the "happy")
They never let poor Gandy (candy)
Join in any wizard games (like Quidditch!)

Then in three-thousand eight-teen
Saruman came to say (Mwa ha ha!)
"Gandy with your beard so bright,
Won't you join the dark side tonight?"
Then Gandy had to say no (Oh no!)
And he shouted out with pain (and imprisonment)!
But Gandy the White Wizard
Went down in a trilogy (and a movie)!