Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takashi does and that's why I'm
doing this secret ancient dance and saying these ancient words, because
they turn you into the person you put into the sacred fire and say their
name at the end of the chant. Maybe I shouldn't have used my house as fire
wood? O well! On with the chant!
Df shd hgs uem dos dn ifn, isj df ksd jw iwen siueb woio djh fpdn yejsdb
sjhfeo wiejnw jinds, gs k fd RUMIKO TAKASHI!! Damn, it didn't work!
Miroku goes kErAzY! (crazy) Chapter 1 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
*just to let you all know Miroku/I say some weird things that don't make sense so I'll translate*
It was another day in the feudal era Inuyasha was walking in front with his eyes closed and his hands in his kimono.
Kagome was riding her bike keeping to her own thoughts.
Shippo was sleeping in her bike basket, dreaming of a world without Inuyasha. *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Miroku and Sango were in back walking, keeping to their thoughts as well. Miroku's thoughts being perverted, Sango's not. She was thinking about Kohaku, her father and her fellow villagers.
Just then Miroku decided to grope her.
"MIROKU!!!" She hit him with her boomerang in his chest, and he flew back ten feet.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh.." He moaned.
Inuyasha didn't even turn around, Kagome simply looked back and sighed, Shippo was so used to the sound of Miroku getting hurt that he kept dozing on.
Miroku had a sudden outburst,
"WHY DOES EVERYONE PAY NO HEED TO ME?!?!?!?!"
Translation: Why does everyone ignore me?
Then everyone turned to see that his head was bleeding and he had a twisted smile on his face, you couldn't tell if he was smiling or not. *that's kinda hard to imagine*
"From now on you will all entitle I as Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair savvy!!!?!!!?!!!"
Translation: from now on call me Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair, understand!!!?!!!?!!!
"O-Okay." Everyone agreed shakily, except Inuyasha who was still shocked. Miroku didn't really mind him though.
"WITH MY FULL NAME!!!!" Miroku demanded.
"Yes, Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair savvy!"
"DAMN YOU PEOPLE! SAVVY ISN'T PART OF MY NAME!!! It's a term used between scallywags of the mysterious deep blueish vortex that will one day consume the entire ball of subatomic particles!!"
Translation: Damn you people! Savvy isn't part of my name! It's a word that's used between pirates on the sea. The sea that will one day take over the whole world of humans!!
Inuyasha started whispering to Kagome,
"what's he talking about?"
"I have no clue."
"MURMUR THOU NOT YET I NOT SPOT A SPOT!!!" Miroku yelled.
Translation: Stop whispering until I see a spot..? *it rhymed OK?*
Inuyasha and Kagome had big sweat drops on their foreheads.
Miroku started speaking again in a cheery voice,
"So, who would like to play Jakenpon with teacups on our heads?"
Everyone was huddled together behind a rock.
"Anybody?"
No movement except some slight quivering.
"GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE NOW!!!!"
Everyone scrambled over to him.
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~Two hours later~
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's so funny, Sango, I was just thinking the same thing!!" Miroku said still kinda laughing.
"Miroku?.....Sango didn't say anything..she's not even awake." Inuyasha explained to Miroku.
"SHE IS AWAKE AND WE'RE MARRIED AND HAVE FIVE KIDS NAMED FING, FANG, ZING, ZANG, AND ULYSIS!! AAAAAAAAND!!!! SHE HAS THE CUTEST LITTLE FRECKLE ON HER- "
Inuyasha put his hand on Miroku's mouth.
"STOP TORCHURING US!!" He yelled, Miroku bit Inuyasha's hand.
"I torchure you, I torchure her too Winnie the pooh Had a 1.5 IQ This subject has nothing to do With what I'm talking about to you But I'm saying it anyway Sango might not marry me one day But I still can eat hay Don't ruin my dream of the evil shoe Or you will be saying boohoo Because I used my Kung-fu Right now you could be asking me "Di shou vu?" (*jap: are you ok?*) but you are too busy staring at me with yours eyes, gold and mine blue My hair is blackish blue Yours is silver or white Which is Not why I gave you a bite. So I tell you now that-whoa!"
Inuyasha picked Miroku up and threw him like he threw Shippo in episode 38 or 39 *I can't remember* when Shippo was trying to persuade Inuyasha to go down the well to Kagome's time but Inuyasha didn't know what to say to Kagome when he got over there so Shippo drew pictures for Kaede and said that there was a cat a dog and a wolf and the wolf got hurt so the cat helped him but the dog got jealous of the wolf because the cat was helping the wolf but the cat let the wolf escape and then the cat got angry at the dog and scratched him then jumped down a well back home. Cat was Kagome Dog was Inuyasha Wolf was Kouga *whew*
Miroku had one last thing to say before he was knocked out cold.
"I desire to be knowest to the squad yet unknowest to those who are like myself yet stare and are fruity.why can't I be a fruitcake, mommy?" He said in a french accent.
Translation: I don't want to be ignored in this group, but I do want to be ignored by gay guys.the rest was readable!
Miroku goes kErAzY! (crazy) Chapter 1 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
*just to let you all know Miroku/I say some weird things that don't make sense so I'll translate*
It was another day in the feudal era Inuyasha was walking in front with his eyes closed and his hands in his kimono.
Kagome was riding her bike keeping to her own thoughts.
Shippo was sleeping in her bike basket, dreaming of a world without Inuyasha. *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Miroku and Sango were in back walking, keeping to their thoughts as well. Miroku's thoughts being perverted, Sango's not. She was thinking about Kohaku, her father and her fellow villagers.
Just then Miroku decided to grope her.
"MIROKU!!!" She hit him with her boomerang in his chest, and he flew back ten feet.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh.." He moaned.
Inuyasha didn't even turn around, Kagome simply looked back and sighed, Shippo was so used to the sound of Miroku getting hurt that he kept dozing on.
Miroku had a sudden outburst,
"WHY DOES EVERYONE PAY NO HEED TO ME?!?!?!?!"
Translation: Why does everyone ignore me?
Then everyone turned to see that his head was bleeding and he had a twisted smile on his face, you couldn't tell if he was smiling or not. *that's kinda hard to imagine*
"From now on you will all entitle I as Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair savvy!!!?!!!?!!!"
Translation: from now on call me Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair, understand!!!?!!!?!!!
"O-Okay." Everyone agreed shakily, except Inuyasha who was still shocked. Miroku didn't really mind him though.
"WITH MY FULL NAME!!!!" Miroku demanded.
"Yes, Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair savvy!"
"DAMN YOU PEOPLE! SAVVY ISN'T PART OF MY NAME!!! It's a term used between scallywags of the mysterious deep blueish vortex that will one day consume the entire ball of subatomic particles!!"
Translation: Damn you people! Savvy isn't part of my name! It's a word that's used between pirates on the sea. The sea that will one day take over the whole world of humans!!
Inuyasha started whispering to Kagome,
"what's he talking about?"
"I have no clue."
"MURMUR THOU NOT YET I NOT SPOT A SPOT!!!" Miroku yelled.
Translation: Stop whispering until I see a spot..? *it rhymed OK?*
Inuyasha and Kagome had big sweat drops on their foreheads.
Miroku started speaking again in a cheery voice,
"So, who would like to play Jakenpon with teacups on our heads?"
Everyone was huddled together behind a rock.
"Anybody?"
No movement except some slight quivering.
"GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE NOW!!!!"
Everyone scrambled over to him.
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~Two hours later~
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's so funny, Sango, I was just thinking the same thing!!" Miroku said still kinda laughing.
"Miroku?.....Sango didn't say anything..she's not even awake." Inuyasha explained to Miroku.
"SHE IS AWAKE AND WE'RE MARRIED AND HAVE FIVE KIDS NAMED FING, FANG, ZING, ZANG, AND ULYSIS!! AAAAAAAAND!!!! SHE HAS THE CUTEST LITTLE FRECKLE ON HER- "
Inuyasha put his hand on Miroku's mouth.
"STOP TORCHURING US!!" He yelled, Miroku bit Inuyasha's hand.
"I torchure you, I torchure her too Winnie the pooh Had a 1.5 IQ This subject has nothing to do With what I'm talking about to you But I'm saying it anyway Sango might not marry me one day But I still can eat hay Don't ruin my dream of the evil shoe Or you will be saying boohoo Because I used my Kung-fu Right now you could be asking me "Di shou vu?" (*jap: are you ok?*) but you are too busy staring at me with yours eyes, gold and mine blue My hair is blackish blue Yours is silver or white Which is Not why I gave you a bite. So I tell you now that-whoa!"
Inuyasha picked Miroku up and threw him like he threw Shippo in episode 38 or 39 *I can't remember* when Shippo was trying to persuade Inuyasha to go down the well to Kagome's time but Inuyasha didn't know what to say to Kagome when he got over there so Shippo drew pictures for Kaede and said that there was a cat a dog and a wolf and the wolf got hurt so the cat helped him but the dog got jealous of the wolf because the cat was helping the wolf but the cat let the wolf escape and then the cat got angry at the dog and scratched him then jumped down a well back home. Cat was Kagome Dog was Inuyasha Wolf was Kouga *whew*
Miroku had one last thing to say before he was knocked out cold.
"I desire to be knowest to the squad yet unknowest to those who are like myself yet stare and are fruity.why can't I be a fruitcake, mommy?" He said in a french accent.
Translation: I don't want to be ignored in this group, but I do want to be ignored by gay guys.the rest was readable!