Day 1
Alright I have decided to document my Awesome Life in this here book! Now this is not just any diary it is an AMNESIA DIARY. You know, just in case I get amnesia or something like that where I forget who I am. Everything written here is true. Ok I guess I kinda lied in the first line. My life is not really that awesome. I don't really have any real friends (except maybe for Alois Trancy my classmate in school, but then again he ditches me nowadays to hang out with the so-called "cool and popular " people. Mainly consisting of Charles Grey and his posse. I guess my cat obsessed neighbour Sebastian Michealies also counts as a friend. Anyway enough about other people! We are straying from the most important topic of conversation here which is me. Ciel Phantomhive, the only son of Vincent and Rachel Phantomhive, also known as " The Kid Who Is Obsessed With Skulls and Other Scary Things." so I glare at people, and I like scary things, my favourite festival happens to be Halloween. You don't need to stick a label to my name. But fortunately or unfortunately for them I take it as a compliment.
So my first week of tenth grade has gotten over, and today I have to go for some tedious ritual called 'career counselling'. What the hell. I mean why would I want someone to tell me what to do with MY LIFE. I already know that I want to be an astrophysicist or an Egyptologist or maybe a writer like my dad. Oh man I have to go now hopefully this stupid career counselling will not brainwash me.
Later
Well I am back and my goals in life still haven't changed. I did however find out from the worksheets that I had to do ,that I am sensitive( to myself only), not really interested in helping others, sarcastic , etc,etc. My mom on the other hand marked out that I posses integrity, common sense and courage. So we had a ten minute break I saw a familiar figure coming towards me, and lo and behold it was none other than Alois Trancy himself." Heyyyy! What's up?" "Nothing much, enjoying career counselling?" I asked. He shrugged "not really , but it's not that bad. I mean I put down blogging as my skill, does that count as a skill though?" "Not really...but as long as you put down something it should be fine I guess." we then were interrupted by Phipps, Charles Grey's minion. I used to be on good terms with him, he is still fine, as long as he isn't with Grey. The topic of conversation shifted to how Alois's older brother Luka was doing in college and how his mum wanted to organise a wedding for him,if and when he gets married. This started Alois on another rant on how he might as well pretend that he is gay, if this is going to happen to him and how in fact maybe he is and did not realise it as yet. Then he suddenly asked me what I thought of yaoi. I said it was weird and by saying this I was fist pumped by Phipps who agreed with me and then we received comments on how we were weird if we thought that yaoi was weird and then before this conversation could further involve into a mini riot the break got over and we had to go to our designated places to endure another session of the counselling. By the time it got over it was twelve noon. Mum wanted to make a quick stop at the grocery store so I took that opportunity to buy a double chocolate ice cream sundae which I am currently eating.
Where were we again before I went to career ah...yes school. Well my first day was stupid, our class teacher was absent. Grey as usual passed some nasty comment on how because our history teacher changed our places, he had no friends around him. All right so Phipps and Alois were moved to the front, I was right behind him! We used to be on good terms scratch that we were on okay terms up to eight grade and then we started this cold war. I answered the feeling was mutual and that it was really insulting to be surrounded by intellectually lower imbeciles, except for Finian who was next to me. He's all right except for his love of gummy bears and how he considers himself to be one.
After school when I got home I ran into Sebastian. "Hey Ciel,how was your first day of tenth grade?" " It was okay I guess but it was the same as last year which meant the day passed with me wishing on how a giant meteor would just crash into the building and kill all my classmates except me." Sebastian looked surprised when he answered " Meteor? Weren't you going to hire an assassin and kill them? I mean that was your plan last term." " Yeah, but they might find out that I hired him to kill them and I would be put in prison. Plus I do not want to waste my money on them. It would be simpler if I just willed a natural disaster to kill them." Sebastian smiled ( if you would call what he did a smile) and hurried to the grocery store to probably buy ' Kitty Kibble' or whatever he fed his incredibly large army of cats. I never let his cats in to my house because I have a pet turtle and his cats might eat them. He is called 'Mr Hopples' by the way, because he somersaults a lot. Anyway the rest of my week passed uneventfully, except for the fact that now everyone else has pretty much stopped talking to me, except for Finian who seems to be sticking like glue to me. I mean, sure he is pretty much the only person who talks to me but I just do not want to be stuck with him. Speaking of which I have a TON of homework in math, and a test in geography to study for. Way to overwork a kid on his first week!