Characters:
Lord General Donovan Williams-"FOR THE EMPEROR"
Commissar Brian Harper-"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THIS"
L cpl. Karen Parker-"YES, I KILLED AN ORK" *VOMITS*
Cpl. Maria Blake-"NO MATTER WHAT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, EVEN IF YOU ARE A RACIST BASTARD"
Cpl. Tyler Harkins-"WHO THE HELL ATE MY CHINESE ORDER?"
PFC. Justin Smith-"ONLY ONE THING TO DO AT A TIME LIKE THIS" *PULLS OUT IHO STICK*
Pvt. Sean Jenkins-*I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH SHIT THROWN AT ME SINCE THE TIME I WENT TO THE HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD CONCERT"
Pvt. Andy AkA 'War'-"SEAN HAD A RATIONAL THOUGH! GET THE INQUISITION"
Pvt. Brandon Viggors-"FUCK THIS SHIT! WE HAVE THE EMPEROR" *Pffff*
Pvt. Dakota Wolf-"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG" *Earth shaker round explodes*
Pvt. Alissa Markas-"AUSTYN, ARE YOU HIGH"
Pvt. Austyn Varns-"NOT YET"