Dave and Karkat have been in a steady relationship for a while now but after waiting, they have finally decided to take their relationship to the next level. They decided to start it out by having a really hot makeout session and seeing where it would go from there. Dave wanted to make the first move but then Karkat pushed him away. This confused Dave but he showed no emotion and his face remained a poker face even though his face was burning hotter then the sun. "What the fucking fuck fuck are you doing, fuckass?! Go get a bucket before I flip my shit!" Karkat screamed even though screaming is his normal voice. "Oh I get it, You want a place to barf when you see how small my dick is. I respect that." Dave said still having his poker face on. This made karkat want to punch him in the face, so he did. Dave flew through the wall but never made a sound. He soon returned in nothing but his underwear and a bucket in his hand. Karkat thought it was the hottest think he ever saw and got all hot and bothered. "Before we get started, Have you ever heard of the human mating ritual?" Dave asked. "What the fuck is that?!" Karkat screamed. Dave showed emotion with a little smirk before he started the human mating ritual. He set the bucket down by the bed or whatever trolls call it before he started the human mating ritual. He made sure he had room around him to start and he did so he started. Dave started to flailed his arms and legs around and started yodeling. What a magnificent creature! This went on for a couple of hours and Karkat was really turned on by this. Dave blinked and then Karkat was naked sort of like the weeping angels from Doctor Who but instead of trying to kill you, he just got naked. Dave was so turned on that he started flying around the place and flew out of the hole in the wall. He crashed into Sollux who was just trying to listen in on them like a creep. Dave axadently fell into his arms and it looked like he was being carried bridal style. This make Karkat so angry that he turned into a crab. "Get away from my man!" Screamed Karkat as he plowed Sollux into the ground as Dave put his awesome pink polka-dot pajamas on. Sollux panicked as his legs started to grow grass. Karkat and Dave started to feast on the glorious leg grass. Dave's sunglasses spontaneously started to grow other sunglasses so he had like millions of sunglasses on his face. Gamzee appeared out of nowhere and started to through horns at them. One horn turned into Rose as she said "What is going on here?" flailing her arms as she started to give birth to Kanaya. John soon appeared out of nowhere also. "Hey guys," said John, "I jumped through Jade instead of throwing a bucket with paper inside in her. We can all stop jack n-" He stopped in the middle of his sentence as he saw what everyone was doing and he thought it was weird and he started to shit his pants. Jack broke through the floorboard. "Hey I was here all along." And he killed them all. He sat in the room of murdered people and wondered what he was going to do with his life now. The End.