Welcome to the most random survivor story ever.
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Jeff stands on the beach watching his new contestants.
Jeff turns to the camera and says: "Welcome to the newest season of survivor so far. We have the most unique gang of contestants here that we have ever had. Now, let me introduce......
Elmo, Cookie monster, Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Abby Cadabby, Bert, Ernie, The Count, Zoe ( the ballet dancer), and Dorthy the Goldfish. We are on the isolated island of Tottelerlanda.
A small resently discovered island right along the equator. Legend is that the inhabitats are age 2 - 5 runaways who don't wish to go to school. The team captains are Elmo and Big Bird.
Let's start the sorting."
Elmo: "Elmo wants to pick Dorthy."
He walks over and picks up Dorthy's fishbowl.
Elmo: "Elmo's taking Dorthy because Elmo is Dorthy's translator."
Big Bird: "I want to take Ernie."
Ernie: "Guess what, I brought rubber ducky!"
Bert: "Great."
Elmo; "Elmo is taking, ummm, Zoe."
Zoe: "Yeah!"
Big Bird: " Bert please."
Bert: "I brought bottle caps!"
Elmo: "Elmo takes Abby."
Abby: "Ok."
Big Bird: "Oscar."
Oscar: "Fine."
Elmo: "Elmo wants to take Cookie."
Cookie: "Cookies!"
Big Bird: "I guess I get The Count."
Count: "We each have 1-2-3-4-5! AHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!"
Jeff: "Ok we get it. Ok team captains name your teams."
Elmo: "Elmo names the team "Elmo's world"."
Big Bird: "We are "the nest"."
Jeff: "Ummm, ok go find your camps, here are the maps."
Wow that was weird but ok review there will be more.