This is because I was bored. It might be a one shot, but it depends on the reviews.
Disclaimer: I own nothing Twilight related.
A pov
"It's not funny Rose!!!!" Emmett yelled for the fifteenth time.
"Yes it is!" Rosalie said.
"I thought we went over this Rosalie. My makeovers are not something to make fun of." I said sternly.
"It looks like a bird crapped on Emmett's face!" she said looking up at Emmett and bursting into laughter again.
"Weeeelll, if Emmett would quit moving." I said.
"Are we going to just argue about my face?" Emmett said and went to the bathroom to wash off his make-up. Yes I made him into a girl because Bella was with Edward picking up Nessie from the dog's house and probably staying for a while. Ugh. Play-dates.
Em pov
Stupid Alice making look like I have bird crap on my face. Never ever will I let do a makeover on me. I washed my face with a blue rag but the eye-liner wouldn't come off.
"Damn it!" I said and threw the rag to the mirror which left a crack. Esme was going to give me a hard time for that one.
I went to Rose's and my room to go on the computer and looked to see if anyone was online the Instant Messenger. I signed on…
Grrrizzly: Hello eddy!
iSparkle: Don't call me that emmy!
Grrrizzly: raar someones in a bad move today…hey I thought u were at the mutt's house.
iSparkle: …
bellz: hi Emmett!
Grrrizzly: ur not at Jacob's house r u?
Bellz:…
Grrrizzly: I KNEW IT!
Wulvz_r_bttr: wat r u guys talking bout?
Grrrizzly: ur mom
Bellz: he's lying Jake we're talking bout…wat r we talking bout again Edward?
iSparkle: idk
Grrrizzly: they r not at ur house r they Jacob?
Wulvz_r_bttr: umm…nooo
Grrrizly: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THRU BELLA???? ALICE GAVE ME A MAKEOVER! SHE MADE MY FACE LOOK LIKE BRID CARP!!!
Bellz: heh heh…
Wulvz_r_bttr: HAHAHAHAHA!
iSparkle: LMSAO!
Grrrizzly: wat does that mean?
Bellz: he doesn't no I told him to type it. It means laughing my sexy ass off. :]
iSparkle: that makes me sound gay bella
Grrrizzly: ya it does
Bellz: well u r sexy wen u sparkle and u have ur shirt off and-
Wulvz_r_bttr: BAD MENTAL PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!STOP IT BURNS!!!\
iSparkle: ur mom
Grrrizzly: :3
Bellz: hahaha! That's cute! :3
Grrrizzly: u no wat im signing out.
Wulvz_r_bttr: ur mom
Grrrizzly: UR MOM!
iSparkle: tu madre
Wulvz_r_bttr: huh?
iSparkle: it means ur mom in Spanish
Grizzly: ваша мама
Bellz: ???????????
Grrrizzly: it means ur mom
Grizzly: NOW im outa here..
I logged off and began to try to take the eye-liner off.
So what did you guys think? I was very bored it might be a one shot or it might have several chapters. It all depends on the reviews. R&R!