"So how is Fox doing?" Peppy Hare asked ROB 64, them along with Falco Lombardi, Slippy Toad and ROB 64 being on board the Great Fox, which was hovering above the Super Smash Brothers Mansion.
"Fox is down-"
"NOOO!" Falco screamed.
"NOOO!" Peppy screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Slippy screamed.
"-at the mansion below Great Fox. Fox will return soon."
"He better. I'm getting tired of waiting for him." Falco stated.
"Oh have patience, Falco. And if you ever get bored, do a barrel roll!"
Falco groaned. "I guess I should be thankful that you're not completely annoying."
"You should have been thankful last Thanksgiving!" Slippy stated.
Meanwhile at the mansion, Fox McCloud was stopping Pigma Dengar from stealing the gold from the mansion's vault.
"You're too late, Fox ol' pal of Peppy's! If I can't have any reward of the Great Andross, I'm taking this!"
Suddenly, Wario barged into the vault. "Hey you! Get out of my vault!"
"You greedy bastard! I have to make a living now that they kicked me out of Star Wolf!" Pigma remarked.
"Hey! If anyone's a greedy bastard, it's you!" Wario growled.
"You're both a bunch of greedy bastards." Fox stated. "If only Falco and the others were here to make more witty remarks and kickstart this fanfic."
Suddenly, someone called Fox, with Fox listening in.
"What's going on, Fox?" Falco asked.
"Oh, just Pigma trying to rob the mansion's vault." Fox stated.
"How typical." Falco sighed.