CSI Longview, TX Season 1
(On cellphone in car.)
Tammie: "Because, O my gosh! She was wearing pink, Muffy!"
Lisa: "Hey, Tammie, could you do that later, you'r making me nervous, ok?"
Tammie: (Pops her gum loudly in Lisa's direction.) "Mind your own business, k? I've never had a wreck and I don't need another mother."
"So anyway, before I was so RUDELY interrupted..." (Shoots Lisa an angry look.)"Pink and yellow."
"Yes."
"No."
"His name is Robert, and don't change the subject. So anyway, you should see my new SUV. I'm driving it back from the dealership now. Daddy wanted me to get a sensible sedan, but I'm all like, "If I'm in a wreck I'm going to be the one who lives in an SUV." and then he was all like, mad and junk, but I got it."
Lisa: "Tammie, look out! That diesel's gonna..."
(Loud crash)
(New Scene: Lisa stands by a wrecked car sobbing to an officer.)
Sarah: "I should have done something! I should have taken her keys. I knew she was too dumb to drive!"
(Meanwhile back in the lab...)
Warrick: "Grissom, would you take a look at this? Her IQ was 22 and she was driving! It's amazing she could even tie her own shoes!"
Sarah: "That's what you call falling down dumb."
Grissom: "Well, you know what they say. Friends don't let friends drive dumb."
(Cue music)