Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. However I do own Rin, Takasha, and Tamya.
Hiei: This oughta be funny.
Rin: Why thank you Hiei. I thought for sure you would think it was terrible.
Hiei: And that is what I think. I meant it would be funny as in lame.
Rin: Hmph. How rude.
Hiei: Shut up and get on with the damn story.
Rin: Fine. I hope you readers enjoy it. Please read and review.
--thoughts--
Chapter 1
The meeting
Hiei: on the phone ..."Ok...What!...I don't understand! What do you mean?...That doesn't make any sense!...Fine. But if something wrong happens your ass is so sued...Hello?...Ms. Takana!" he slams the phone down Damn it! This is so not going to be right.
At Kurama's house
Kurama: on the phone I understand..."Ok...Alright...How many days do I have?...O.O Just three! But...Fine...I'll be out by Friday." he calmly hangs up the phone "Oh man. This is so not going to be right..."
no sooner had he said that the phone rings
Kurama: answers the phone "Hello?"
One the other end is Hiei: "Kurama, I need to speak with you."
Kurama: "Yes. I have some words for you too."
Hiei: "You go first."
Kurama: "Alright. My landlord just called and said I had to move out in three days."
Hiei: "Oh? Well that's odd. My landlord called saying she just got paid, and she got all the money she needed for the rest of her life. (She's old, so she doesn't have much of a life...and she got a few million dollars for being in a movie.) So she is giving me the house on one condition."
Kurama: "Oh? What would that be?"
Hiei: "If I want to keep the house, I would have to get 2 through 5 house mates. And I don't want that house to get torn up by some stupid house mates."
Kurama: "Oh that's great!"
Hiei: "Huh?"
Kurama: O.O "I mean..."crumbles candy wrapper near the mouth piece "...usuke...bara...are he..."
Hiei: "I can see you need to go."
Kurama: "Than...understan...I got to...ow...bye..."
Hiei: "Well next time you say the wrong thing and want to go, don't use a candy wrapper."
Kurama: O.O "Eheh."
Hiei: "And don't skip a few letters in your sentence. It's really annoying."
Kurama: O.O hangs up without saying anything
Later At The Mall
Hiei: --I wonder what Kurama meant by "Oh that's great!" ...Maybe he was trying to hint to me that he was willing to be one of my house mates...Nah...--
Somewhere Else In The Mall
Kurama: talking to store helper "I was just wondering, do you guys have any extra boxes I could keep? See, I'm going to get kicked out of my house in three days and I need boxes to put all my stuff in."
Store Helper: "Man, you don't know how badly we need to get rid of boxes! So you came just in time. We have over a hundred boxes. We just can't get rid of them."
Kurama: O.O "That's great...Just show me to where you keep the boxes and I'll gather some up. I might be back later for some more."
Store Helper: "Alright. I'll tell everyone that "a guy" might be coming by to get some boxes. And right this way." the man lead Kurama to a back room "Here you go. Take as many boxes as you need."
Kurama: "Thank you so much." Kurama went into the room and gathered up some boxes "I'll be sure to come back."
Store Helper: "Come back soon."
Kurama: "I will. Thanks for all the help. Have a great day."
Store Helper: "No problem. You too."
Kurama: walks off too the exit when something catches his attention "Huh? What's this?" he saw a flyer that Hiei had made "What the hell is Hiei trying to do?" Kurama sets down the boxes and reads the flyer "He put a flyer trying to let people know he needs house mates? Man, this reminds me of The Golden Girls."
Hiei: "Yo, Kurama!"
Kurama: at that, he shot around and was startled to see Hiei "Hiei! You scared the shit out of me! What are you doing here?"
Hiei: "Trying to spread around flyers for the free rent at my house."
Kurama: "Free rent? Why free?"
Hiei: "'Cause that's what my landlord said. She told me I could keep the house for free if I get 2-5 house mates. And they must have free rent or I can't keep the house."
Kurama: "I wonder why she wants you to have house mates."
Hiei: "'Cause she's weird."
Kurama: "Heh. You know, I'm getting kicked out of my house, and I need a place to stay. So do you mind?"
Hiei: "Please move in. I don't want too many strangers living at my house."
Kurama: "Great. I'll move in on Friday. And if you want, I'll spread around those flyers."
Hiei: "Perfect!" hands Kurama a big stack of flyers
Kurama: O.O "Could you take my car and these boxes to my house? It seems as though I'm going to be here for a while."
Hiei: "K, whatever." grabs Kurama's keys and runs to his car
Kurama: "What have i done?" posts a flyer on a telephone pole and walks away
As he walks away, a random teen takes a look at the flyer and starts writing things down on a piece of paper
Kurama: "Hello Miss. Here." hands the teen a flyer
The Teen: "Thank you so much! Are you the one who owns the house?"
Kurama: "No. But I am one of the house mates."
The Teen: eyeing Kurama "Great." she said that in a perverted tone
Kurama: blush "Eheh. By the way, I'm Kurama."
The Teen: "I'm Rin. Nice to meet you."
Kurama: "Nice to meet you too. Want to quickly come over to Hiei's house to check it out?"
Rin: "Who?"
Kurama: "Oh...Um, Hiei's the owner of the house."
Rin: "Ooooh. Ok." smiles
At Hiei's house
Hiei: opens the door before they could get in "Hey, Kurama, who's the chick?"
Rin: mutters to herself "I'm a chick? Teehee."
Kurama: "This is Rin, A new house mate...And why are you here? I thought you were at my house dropping off the boxes."
Hiei:"I did, but I came back."
Kurama: "Where's my car?"
Hiei: "At Auto Zone."
Kurama: O.O "What happened!"
Hiei: "Don't you know I don't have a license!"
Kurama: "MY CAR!" is out of there in a split second
Rin: "What just happened?"
Hiei: "Nothing. So you want to check out my house?"
Rin: "That's what I'm here for. Hehehe."
Hiei: "C'mon in."
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Rin: I hope you enjoyed that. I'll try to update as soon as possible. Oh, and FYI, I keep traveling from state to state, so please don't mind if I don't update.
Hiei: Why did you put yourself in the story so late? I thought you would've made yourself the first character to speak.
Rin: Don't worry about it. Just be glad you were the first person to speak.
Hiei: Hn.
Rin: Well...Say it.
Hiei: Say what?
Rin: You know. And if you don't I'll tell Yukina.
Hiei: Hn. Fine. Please read and review.
Rin: Or R&R, lol.