Candy is her true love.

And, well, who could deny the great ninja some candy?

Ha, Riku could.

And if you don't like violent endings, I suggest you turn back, and forget this fan fiction ever existed.

"And, then… after the whole way! I find the candy shop CLOSED!" Yuffie said, pretending to faint. Black bangs flew to her eyes as she blew them out and grinned.

I, the great listener, (I lied, I wasn't listening to a thing she said) gasped. "No, way!"

Yuffie sat upright, and looked at me dead in my light blue eyes. "WAY!"

I chuckled. "I was being sarcastic."

Yuffie leaned back again. "Go stick your sarcasm up your—"

"Yuffie!"

Riku burst into the room, and out came—

I swear—

The biggest candy explosion I ever saw. It was like… 'god walks the earth' kinda goodness.

Of course Yuffie was staring at them all the whole time. Funny, how her eyes seemed about fifteen times bigger, and she was close to drooling. Of course, it wasn't the prettiest sight, but it was after all, Yuff.

"Roxas…?" she whispered, holding onto my shirt.

I glanced at her. "What?"

"Kill him for me."

"Why?"

"He thou holds the candy."

"Are you sure that makes sense?"

But it was too late. Yuffie sprinted up, and tackled Riku, who let go of the huge candy in the big brown bag.

I picked it up, and stared at the contents. But I heard someone rushing toward me, and I fell to the floor…

With Yuffie on top of me.

I blushed furiously, and screamed. "YUFFIE!"

The bag flew over to Riku's side, who was helplessly stuffing the candy into the bag. Yuffie then got up once again, and tackled Riku.

I sighed, as I rubbed my head. Then I noticed something coming at me. A brown bag.

I heard footsteps too.

操業

This was waaaay short. I know. It's only been colllecting dust on my comuter, so bear with me. I poked randomness to Yuffie's infamous candy passion, and sprinked Roxas and Riku, a harmless bag, and found this!

My first story with this name, my. . . like seventh story alltogether. I shall dedicate this to. . .

Aikokanei

Because all of her stories are absolutley awsome! Go, along now, veiw her wonderful ficcies.

Roxas is dreadfully awesome. I dunno how he could stand being so awsome, but he manages 'muy fine'. Oh gawrsh, he is 'muy fine'. xD

Anyroxas. x(Only if you'd like) in your reviews, name a Kingdom Hearts pair you'd like me to do a story on. xp
I'll try it, only because I have nothing better to do. Ha. xDD

Rokuskkudoesn't own Kingdom Hearts, nor does she own Roxas or Yuffie. Or even Riku. I'd be lucky if I was to own thatstupidbrown paper bag. Oh, wait, I do own one! Yay! This is so awesomroxas. 3