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I'm in Love with a Stripper
Vixen's
"This better not suck" Inuyasha grumbled as we walked down the sidewalk. "It's not going to suck Inuyasha" I assured him "I mean what could possibly suck about women taking their clothes off for our enjoyment." I couldn't help but smile as I thought of all those beautiful women; the place was called 'Vixens' so the women had to be hot. "Hello!" Koga said while waving his hand in front of my face "He's fantasizing about women again" added Sesshomaru with a heavy sigh. "Ya' know Miroku, if you're this dopey over women and we ain't even got there yet, maybe ya' need to go" Inuyasha stated gruffly as he folded his arms across his chest.
"Inuyasha I am not 'dopey' over women, I just happen to have a strong like for the female body"
"Strong like my ass you're obsessed. You're always walkin around grabbin women on the ass and asking that stupid question 'will you bear my child?' I'm just surprised some woman hasn't already slapped the ever livin' hell out of you."
"Well I did get that restraining order one time"
"Restraining order! What the hell did you do!"
"I have no idea"
"You don't know, how could you not know how you got a restraining order? I bet that you were looking through her bathroom window and was watching her take a shower or something, you nasty pervert."
"Inuyasha. First, I would never invade a woman's privacy like that. Second, I live in a penthouse apartment what the heck am I suppose to do scale the walls like Spiderman, I already tried that is doesn't work. Third, you're a dumbass. Forth, I'm tired of arguing with you because I'm missing all of my beautiful women. So let's go boys."
When we turned around they were gone, they had obviously left sometime during our argument, as we looked ahead we saw them in front of 'Vixens.'
"Know something Sesshomaru, those two are idiots"
"I wholly agree"
However, they did wait for us to catch up so we could all go in together. As we entered it looked just like any other strip club, nothing special, or so I first thought.
"Hey girls check out what the wind just blew in," Kagura demanded as she placed her hands on her hips. "Oh wow their kinda cute," stated Ayame. "Especially the one with the red shirt on" Kagome said dreamily. "Is not, the one with the long black hair is way cuter," Ayame argued "Hell no, the one with the tattoo" Kagura argued back. "Your all crazy" said Sango as she poked her head out from a curtain "obviously the hottest one has that sexy little ponytail."
"Well unfortunately you can't have any of them because you're stuck with that jackass, Naraku. I still don't know what you see in him"
"Lay off Kagura you know how much I hate Naraku"
"Sango!" An angry voice called her name and they definitely knew who it was… Naraku.
"He beckons" Kagome and Ayame said in unison.
"I heard him and he sounds pissed off today"
"Today? Sango, girl, he always sounds pissed off" said Ayame while trying to bring Sango back to reality. "Yeah kind of like Koharu, except with one difference" said Kagura. "What's that?" Kagome asked curiously. "Koharu always walks around like she's got a permanent corncob shoved up her ass." They all started laughing but their laughter didn't last long.
"Sango, where the hell are you!"
"I better go, I'll see you after the show"
"No one is waiting on them, let's go before someone else gets there" said Kagome who still had a goofy look on her face. The guys and I had found, or I should say, I had found, the perfect table, it was close enough to all the action that was sure to come. As I looked up I saw three waitresses coming our way, they were cute but not exactly my type.
"Hi there I'm Kagura and this Kagome and Ayame and we would be delighted to serve you."
Yeah more like they'd be delighted to serve Inuyasha, Koga, and Sesshomaru. They were staring at them so hard; I thought they might burn a hole right through them. I looked over at the guys and they were doing the same thing.
"I'm Miroku and this is Inuyasha, Koga, and Sesshomaru."
'Hm… 1… 2… 3… 1… 2… 3… 4… three girls and four guys, well that won't work' Inuyasha thought. "Hey you, Kagome right?" Kagome by this time had a huge smile plastered on her face, nodded in approval. "You got a friend for 'dopey' here?" Naturally he meant me. Kagome, Kagura, and Ayame glanced at each other and let out a little giggle, I wondered what could possibly be funny. "Yeah we have a another friend named Sango" Ayame said with a smile. Then it hit me they were laughing about this Sango girl that meant she was fat or ugly, hell maybe even both. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Why would a fat, ugly girl work in a strip club, maybe she didn't work here, so I figured I should just ask.
"So does Sango work here?"
"Yes" they said in unison. "So which one is she?" I scanned the room looking at all the waitresses but none were fat and definitely not ugly, I was just finishing my scan of the room when the music started. "That's Sango" Kagura said as she pointed to the stage.
I was awe struck, she was gorgeous, long dark brown hair that stretched all the way down until it touched the middle of her back, sexy brown eyes, and her body was perfect, absolutely flawless. The way she moved had me locked in a trance, my eyes followed every move that she made. I was afraid that if I blinked I would have missed something. I felt something for this woman but what… what was this feeling I had burning like fire deep in my soul? I was so disappointed when the show ended, I wondered if I would get to see her again before we left.
"Don't be surprised if she comes over here" Ayame said and with that I completely snapped out of my trance.
"What do you mean?"
"Well Sango made a deal with the owner that after show she gets a thirty-minute break to do whatever she wants and she usually talks to us and since were over here…"
"Can it Ayame, here she comes" Kagura snapped. She was right, she was coming and with each step she took my heart began to beat faster.
"Hi. So who are these handsome young gentlemen." Sango said in a seductive voice. Sango's sultry voice rang in ears like bells. "Well this is Sesshomaru, Koga, Inuyasha; ain't he cute, and this is Miroku." As soon as Kagome said Inuyasha's name I could practically see little hearts pop up into her eyes. Then my heart nearly stopped Sango had sat down right in front of me and she had her eyes focused directly on mine. I thought I was going to have what Inuyasha would call a 'perverted fit' I was never sure exactly what that meant but it defiantly felt like the right words to use. I wanted to caress her so badly, but unfortunately she was sitting on my hands favorite resting place.
"So Miroku I don't believe I've seen you around here before. Is this your first time here?"
"Yes, and I'd have to say I'm very impressed by what I see."
As soon as I had said that a sexy and seductive smile came across her face and that fire became a big roaring furnace.
"Well, well, well, you're quite the charmer aren't you Mr. Miroku?"
Time to step it up a notch, so I reached out and took her hand and placed a kiss on it.
"And you're quite the beauty Ms. Sango and it's Miroku if you don't mind."
"Well then, Miroku, I must insist that you call me Sango."
None of us knew it at the time but we had just unleashed the Gates of Hell. We hadn't been talking long, maybe five or ten minutes but when I looked at Sango, time stood still. I could have sat there staring into her eyes for the rest of my life, and that's when I realized it, I wanted her and not for a one night stand like most of the guys in this place, I wanted to be with her for the rest of my life. I wanted to marry her, have children with her, and grow old with her. Then my fantasy world came crashing down around me as a tall man with long black hair came up behind the girls, he kind of reminded me of a serial killer, 'Who is this freak?'
"What the hell is going on over here!" he shouted angrily. This freak had to be their boss. "We were just taking their orders" Kagome said nervously. "Do I look that stupid to you? Does it take ten damn minutes to order a beer or something? No, so I want you three to get your lazy asses back to work. NOW!" "Yes sir"
"And as for you, I want your pretty little ass backstage, now!"
"Look Naraku, the deal was that if I work here, in your hellhole, I get a thirty-minute break between shows to do whatever I want and this is what I want to do"
"Well guess what, your thirty-minutes has been cut short today because Koharu twisted her ankle and can't do her part, so you're taking her place. Understand?"
"Yeah, I understand"
As soon as Sango left, I had a feeling that Naraku wasn't done yet.
"Now you four listen and listen good. I don't care if you come here, that just brings me more money, but stay away from the girls especially Sango, she's mine. I've had too many girls stolen from me by some punk ass pretty boy and if you think I'm letting that happen again you're out of your damn mind. Sango's my main attraction, why don't we just call her money in the bank, she makes me a lot of money, that's all she's good for and all she'll ever be good for."
He finally turned and walked away. I couldn't believe it; Sango was dating this bastard. Why? There had to be a good reason. He called her his main attraction, his money in the bank, this wasn't a damn circus and she wasn't a sideshow attraction, she was attractive but not an attraction. He was the scum of the earth, too low to even be called a human being, much less a man. No woman should be talked about like that, wait, if he talked about her that bad, he could possibly even have the nerve to hit her. That was it I had to find out why she was dating this bastard and get her away from him.
"Ya know somethin' when that Naraku guy got mad he looked kind of constipated" Inuyasha stated. "Inuyasha that was really unnecessary and really uncalled for" Sesshomaru said seriously. But of course Inuyasha and Koga were laughing their butts off about the constipated remark. "Sorry, what'd you say?" Inuyasha asked, "Yeah, we weren't listening" Koga added.
"Geez, you two have the attention span of a rodent, I can't even believe that I am related to you"
"Hey guys, let's get out of here and maybe come back tomorrow" I said in a rather pissed off, disappointed voice. As we got up I saw Sango walk on stage, I really wanted to stay but I knew it would be better for everyone if we just left for today.
"Until next time my dearest Sango" I said in low voice as we walked towards the door. "Did you say something, Miroku?" Koga asked. "Huh… oh… no, nothing"
A/N: Let me know what you think. I'm new at this so please go easy on me, and if you have any helpful tips, you're more than welcome to share them.