"oh" said axel his tone quickly deepening in dissapointment "i thought you were roxas what are you doing here"
"oh i'm just looking for some way to spend my time" larxene said studying her nails "do you want to like fool around or something"
"not really"
"oh come on you faggot"
"i'm not a faggot!"
"oh don't bullshit yourself i've seen how you look at that little kid. you realize you're a little old for him"
"fuck you skank at least i don't try to fuck everyone on two legs"
"at least i'm not a fucking pedophile"
"say that to my face you bitch"
"i DID say that to your face i'm standing right in front of you"
meanwhile roxas sat in the other room making grumpy faces at namine "did you hear that namine" he said "she's making moves on my man"
"why don't you go in there and shut her up then" she said as she doodled
"well i'm too scared" roxas admitted looking away "she'd probably rape me or something"
"at least you'd be getting some pussy for the first time in your life" said namine
"namine this is very out of character for you"
"IS IT, ROXAS."
"...y...yes normally you're a nice girl and you don't say things like pussy" roxas sighed "i wish hayner was here i could go for some hayner"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY" screamed axel from the other room
"hayner is totally into seifer roxas" said namine
"what no way" cried roxas
"yeah way it's obvious"
"what the fuck are you talking about"
"hayner is into seifer"
"what no way"
"dude i just said yeah way it's totally fucking obvious"
"no way"
"roxas if you say no way one more time i'm going to snap your neck"
"but they hate each other"
"yeah but haven't you ever heard of hatesex"
"how does this work"
"you hate each other and then you have sex, dumbshit"
OH GOD I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE THE END