Peelutena
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Palutena was in the Smash Bros. Mansion's kitchen, getting herself a pop tart, when suddenly she felt a sharp pain in her bladder. "Oh man, I should not have had all that lemonade..."
Palutena rushed to the bathroom, only to trip over Charizard's ta, her dress burned by Charizard's tail flame, which caused her to scream and run around as she tried to put it out.
"Next time watch where you're walking, you unladylike freak!" Charizard remarked, aware of how unladylike Palutena can be sometimes.
Palutena shrieked as she saw that her entire dress was burnt off, waving her staff around, making her dress reappear, still feeling the need to pee as she crouched down a bit, grabbing her crotch with one hand. "Oh man, if I don't find the bathroom soon..."
Palutena ran to the bathroom as quickly as possible, walking into it only for it to suddenly explode as the toilets were all destroyed, with Princess Peach, Zero Suit Samus, Rosalina, and Wii Fit Trainer all being there.
"Oh what happened?" Palutena gasped.
"That fat bastard Wario put laxatives in our food again!" Zamus growled.
"This is certainly not fit with me." Wii Fit Trainer commented.
"So we all rushed here to do our business, and now it looks like the mansion is in need of new toilets." Princess Peach stated, shrugging meekly.
"And unlike the rest of you, I didn't get to drop all my brownies!" Rosalina groaned, holding her butt as she still felt the need to drop her gold as she ran off, ripping loud farts with each step.
"Damn it! I need a bathroom! But not for the same reason as any of you!" Palutena cursed. "I think I may have already leaked a bit!"
"Too much information!" Pit remarked, seeing what had happened.
Palutena groaned and ran off, desperate to find another place to pee as she held her bladder.