Hi! Wierd thing I came up with about five minutes ago! It's in chapters. There is shonen-ai in later chapters, implied in Bakura's entry. Hope you enjoy. It's only kind of an intro this chapter, but it does get sooooo much funnier! Please review!!!

Disclaimer: Believe me, if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh!, it would not be for kids in any country.

April 8, 2007

Dear Diary,

Wow! I can't even remember the last time I've written in a diary. I suppose it must've burned up in the fire… I never found it afterwards. It's Easter, and I am carrying on the tradition of celebrating, although I do admit it's a little difficult since I know no one else who's at least Christian here in Japan. Bakura keeps asking me what all the décor is for but I doubt he'd like it very much if I told him. He'd simply snort and say, "Yadonushi, don't tell me you actually believe that load of BS!"

I have to say, it's not that difficult to believe someone rose from the dead when I have my own yami that comes from a Sennen Item.

Ah! But Easter does bring back fond memories. When I still lived in England, Amane and I would always hunt for Easter eggs with some of her school friends. I admit I didn't have too many friends my own gender and age. Even if another boy did want to hang out with me, I'd decline as politely as I could. It would usually just be a trick to laugh at me because I couldn't play football.

There are no egg hunts this year. I found that to be most appropriate. Partly because I'm too old. But mostly because my little sister isn't here to celebrate with me. It just wouldn't be fair.

Even though there isn't a single Catholic, or even Christian, church in sight, I still plan on celebrating by praying the rosary and lighting candles for each member of my family. And maybe one for Bakura. He may not know how to celebrate, but he knows this must be an important time for me. I must say, I'm very happy. He hasn't bothered me all day except to ask what we're eating. Whether he knows I need some private time or maybe he just wants to compensate for the elaborate meals I've made today, I'm not sure. He didn't protest even once when I went out shopping this afternoon. That's when I bought this diary at the local bookstore I like to spend my weekends at. I even bought one for Bakura. He seemed surprised, but he didn't throw it back at me. That's a good sign.

Oh! Bakura's calling me; I'd better go.

Later,

Ryou Bakura

April 8, 2007

To dieary

I have no clue what's with Ryou today. Honestly, he's been buzzing around like an incessant bee all day. And then he came home from shopping with a gift for me? It astounded me what he's all been doing. Everything in the house seems to be in pastel color, and things plastic eggs filled with candy are everywhere! I can't walk three steps without accidentally stepping on one. But when I do, my bloody hikari just giggles like a little schoolgirl!

I don't think I'm doing this right. Ryou said I should write the events of my days down in here. He called it a 'dieary' and that's how I should address it when I write in entries. I'm suspicious of his motives to tell the truth and therefore writing it in Arabic so he's sure not to read it. Maybe later I can flip through his dieary to see if I'm doing it right. Though the events of his day must be as boring as hell. I know mine are.

Then again, I suppose I might be able to keep up with Ryou's relationships. I swear I will murder anyone who touches him, whether in an abusive way, I'm the only one allowed to do that, or in an 'I'm-gonna-fuck-you-so-hard-you-won't-be-able-to-walk-for-a-week'. Again, I'm the only one that can do that. …Not that I would or anything… Gods, it's fucking hot in here!

My hikari has been impressing me though. Really, he has. I swear, I'm still full from breakfast and it's already dusk! But, there is always room for desert! If he makes another one of those hot-brown-Sunday-thingies, I'll even invite him to sit on the couch. It's been a long time since I've had one of those. It's been a long time since I was in such a good mood too.

Well, I'm gonna call for Ryou and make him make me it.

From Bakura.

Please review! And Happy Easter to all who celebrate it!!!