chat rooms with a big surprise!
(A/N OMC means oh my Carlisle in case you didn't know)
hello floor...nice to meet you: Bella
The Mutt will die: Edward
I feel your pain: Jasper
Queen of the damned: Rosilie
Love to shop: Alice
yummy,bears: Emmett
Hurricane Katrina: Random obbsesed Twilight lover
I love Carlisle: Esme
The good doctor: Carlisle
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The Mutt will die: Hello?
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Hurricane Katrina: Hey
The Mutt will die: Um, hi
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Queen of the damned: Edward is that you?
The Mutt will die: Yes.
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hello floor...nice to meet you: Edward, Isn't this computer chat room a great Idea?
yummy,bears: Heck,yeah!
The Mutt will die: Yes, Bella good call. I love you!
yummy,bears:Ewww...
hello floor...nice to meet you: I love you too Eddie!
The Mutt will die: Bella,please don't call me that.
hello floor...nice to meet you: Fine.
Hurricane Katrina: OMC! Edward, Bella?
The Mutt will die:Yes?
hello floor...nice to meet you: Yes?
Hurricane Katrina: (hyperventilates,faints,hyperventilates again) OMC!OMC!OMC!OMC! Your Edward Cullen and Bella Swan aren't you!!!
The Mutt will die:Yes,why do you ask?
Hurricane Katrina: AHH! (FAINTS) Edward!! (FAINTS AGAIN) umm, I LOVE YOU VAMPIRE!!!!
hello floor...nice to meet you: LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIT EDWARD IS MINE! (deep calming breaths) And second who are you and why
in the world do you think Edward in a vampire (shifty eyes)
The Mutt will die: Ummmmm
Queen of the damned: Edward just boot her out of the room! She is obviously crazy!
Hurricane Katrina:Noooo!!!!! I read Twilight and New Moon and I love you EDWARD!!!
yummy,bears: I'm not Illiterate Jasper!!! I now have proof! (Shifty eyes) I'll be right back.
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I feel your pain: WHAT EMMETT!!!
Hurricane Katrina: EMMETT'S HERE TOO!!! (WIDE EYES THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES.)
yummy,bears: I have proof that I'm not Illiterate!
I feel your pain: (sigh) What is it Em?
yummy,bears: Huricane Katrina!
I feel your pain: How is she your proof of you not being Illiterate?
yummy,bears: (Smirk) HK, do you know of a certin induvidual called Stephenie Meyer?
Hurricane Katrina: YES! SHE IS THE GENIUS THAT WROTE TWILIGHT,NEW MOON,AND ECLIPSE WHICH COMES OUT IN AUGUST! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!!
I feel your pain: Ok... again how does that prove that you're not Illiterate?
yummy,bears: I'm Stephenie Meyer of course!
I feel your pain:You.......wrote........3........books???
yummy,bears: Yes!
Hurricane Katrina: Emmett,Your Stephenie Meyer!! Can I have Eclipse early?! Will You turn me into a vampire to?! (Shriks with joy!) I LOVE YOU EDWARD!
The Mutt will die: Umm, Emmett can I see those books please?
yummy,bears: Sure hang on...
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The Mutt will die:(Reads books vampire fast) EMMETT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! CARLISLE,ALICE,ESME!
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Martha Stewart 2.0:What Edward?
Shopaholics anonymous:Yes,Eddie?
The good doctor: Hmm?
The Mutt will die: Emmett wrote 2 published books. Alice don't call me EDDIE!!
Martha Stewart 2.0:(Faints)(if that were possible for a vampire)
Shopaholics anonymous:O.o HE...........WHAT?...........NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The good doctor: umm,This is quite unexcpected...
Queen of the damned: EMMETT MACARTY CULLEN! YOU WROTE TWO BOOKS AND DIDN'T TELL ME! HOW DARE YOU!
yummy,bears: (WHIMPERS) Rose, umm (gulps) the third one is being published too.
Queen of the damned:THREE BOOKS!?!!!
The Mutt will die: And guess what the're about!
The good doctor: What?
The Mutt will die: US!!
Hurricane Katrina: You're real! All of you?! I KNEW IT!!!! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!
hello floor...nice to meet you:Um,Edward What is going on?
The Mutt will die: Bella, Did you know Emmett's a complete and utter Idiot?
Martha Stewart 2.0:Edward what did you say?
The Mutt will die:Emmett wrote 3 books,2 of them are published and the're all about us and he wrote EVERY VAMPIRE SECRET IN A THE FREAKIN' BOOKS!!!
hello floor...nice to meet you: Jasper,calm Edward down please.
I feel your pain:ok
The good doctor: Emmett! that is it! Edward go get Bella, and then we're having a family everyone into the living room and off these blasted computers!!!
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Hurricane Katrina: WAIT, I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!!!!! (sniffles) I'll never forget you!!!
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A/N ok, this is my first fanfic. I Love reveiws,but I won't beg for them! (I might try to persude you though...)