Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak's Excellently Bogus Adventurous Journey
Obviously, this story's title is a take on the two Bill and Ted movies (which I haven't seen, so if this runs into those somehow, it's not my fault). As you may or may not know, I don't own the title characters. Welcome to the first non Titan Nerd Studios story I'm writing.
In this story, Ash and Gary have retired from their time on Pokemon and are both twenty-one years old. Misty is Ash's girlfriend, and May is Gary's. Ash and Gary are good friends, but also friendly rivals. The premise of this story is that they decide to go on their own Pokemon adventure without the controlled reality show following them, which naturally results in madness. In advance, I apologize for any excessiveness of various sex jokes.
Enjoy this one, my friends.
Chapter 1: The Idea
"They had better hurry," Ash muttered. He had invited Gary and May over to watch the football game, which was about to start. "They've tossed the coin. I don't want to miss the kickoff." The doorbell rang. "Thank God." Ash opened it. "Get your asses in here. I don't want to miss the kickoff."
"Hold your Rapidashes, Ash," said Gary. "It's just a game."
"Just a game my ass," said Ash. "This will decide whether the Pallet Bellsprouts get into the playoffs."
"If this game is that important to you," said Gary, "You shouldn't have invited a fan of the Cinnabar Kinglers to watch the game with you."
"Fuck you," said Ash.
"Wow, you two just love each other to death," said Misty. "C'mon, Ash, they're about to kick off."
In a second, Ash was on the couch, grossly engaged in the game, Gary equally engaged. They hadn't been watching for five minutes when Ash's mother came into the room and unplugged the TV.
"Mom, you're killin' me!" Ash screamed. "Why?"
"It's my vibration hour," said Delia. "You know that."
"I actually don't," said Ash, "And I don't think I want to know."
"No," said Misty. "I'm sure we could watch the game nextdoor."
"No can do," said Gary. "It had to be here because it's Grandpa's whore hour."
"I'm scared of that, too," said Ash.
"Go watch the game at a sports bar, then," said Delia.
"Did she say sports bar or sports bra?" May asked.
"Mom, you know there are no sports bars in Pallet Town," said Ash.
"Sucks, doesn't it," said Delia. "What's more important, sports, or me pleasuring my..."
"I get it, Mom," said Ash. "Don't talk about it. Come on, let's do something else. I think I'm going to be sick."
They left the house. Inside, Delia called to Mimey to bring the cord, dildo, and butter.
"So, what do you want to do now?" May asked. "I vote we go somewhere and have a four way!"
"We did that yesterday," said Ash, "And my dick still hurts from Misty biting too hard."
"Well, you're the one who shoved the golf club up my vag," said Misty, "So my pussy still hurts, thank you very much."
"Let's go to McDonald's," said Gary. "It'll be better than standing around."
"You can go," said Misty. "I'm going to the mall."
"Me, too," said May. "Did you say going to the mall or going to the balls?"
"Your girlfriend isn't always the brightest, is she?" asked Ash. "She actually wasn't that dumb when I first met her."
"I don't really care for dumb girls either," said Gary. "It's the rack."
"Can't blame you there," said Ash. "McDonald's?"
"Why not."
They went to McDonald's and ordered Big Macs. Ash and Gary sat and ate, each trying not to stare at the guy in front of him. Finally, Ash decided to break the tension.
"I have an idea," he said. "We should go on a Pokemon adventure, but without the reality show with a "controlled" set."
"I was thinking the same thing," said Gary. "You bring Pikachu, I'll bring Umbreon. We'll have so much fun."
"Then it's settled," said Ash. "Let's leave tomorrow. It'll be a man trip."
"I like man trips," said Gary. "I'll start packing now."
And that is the first chapter. What will happen next to our two friends? Read the next one, because that's the only way to find out.