Disclaimer: I own nothing.

This typed trailer is rated H for Honest.

2002...The birth of the level seven beautiful friendships...

Ratchet and Clunk... I mean Clank.

Start off the most beautiful friendships with, crashing ships, butt shaped chins, and breaking open box... after box... after box for bolts that just clearly show that the entire universe is in a seroius inflamation of economy...If only the world acctually had the currency of bolts, I'D BE SO RICH!

The wonderful and epic story begins with Ratchet waking up and having his helpdesk rub it in his face that he's a poor orphan and he could never get a robot to start his ship up and get off the planet he's been stuck on for possibly his entire miserable life. Then a tiny robot is born and preforms grand theft spaceship when he's not even a freaking hour old! Seriously, I think someone used that computor monitor to play GTA on their X-Box!

"My name's Ratchet. What's your's?"

"B5429-"

"Oops! Sorry."

Clank!

Wait!? That's how he got his name!? What's his real name?

...

You can't say? ... ... (BLEEP!)

So, Clank get's his name from hitting his head on a ship and there's this annoying egotistical, narcisictic, sell out, worthless, cowardly butt face named Captain Qwark who get's Ratchet's hopes up and then smashes them to bits by throwing the fifteen year old into a Rancor pit with lava and a giant called a Blargian Snaggle Beast. And Ratchet kills it with lava.

Then after Ratchet yelled at Clank a few times, then blew Qwark's ship up, apoligized, then the two went after Captain Gantu's little brother named Drek and the two live happy lives.

Oh, and there were several other characters, but they wern't all that important.

Starring!

Ratchet- Simba's great great great great great great great great ... ... ... Grandson!

Clank- Walking and Talking Toaster

Captain Qwark- No good, fame starving, butt faced, barf colored, fat, lazy, sonova-

Supreme Executive Chairman Drek- Greedy conehead! (I would say pin head, but that's the reimagined series.)

Skidd MicMarx- DUUUUUUUDE!

Helga- Eats a twelve course meal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Fred- The guy who allways dies first!

Big Al from Big Al's Roboshack- That Robot Guy!

Clank's Mother: Windows 200

R.Y.N.O. Salesman A.K.A. Shady Salesman: One greedy son of a Qwark! *Whispers: But it's so worth every bolt!*

Gagetron Help Desk: RUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Gagetron Help Desk Woman: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Plumber: Plumber's Crack! I mean Back!

Infobots: Walking TVs.

I wonder if there will be more?

*Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando logo appears*

... ... Was that double meaning intentional?

Meh.

~Jak Cooper the Lombax