"You have the worst grades possible. It's because of you I had a bad evaluation. If you ask me, they can't transfer you out of here fast enough."
I knew my grades were horrible. I hadn't attended school in a while and when I finally did my grades dropped. They dropped so low I was being sent to another class.
"Hey did you hear?" I heard some kids whisper as I passed by. "No what?" "The kid over there is being transferred to that class." "That's one less contact in my phone." "If anyone asks I don't even know him."
'They never did know me. Like I'm gonna care what they think.'
I head home for the weekend. When I get there my cousin is there waiting for me.
"Hey nii-chan. How was school?"
"Don't ask itoko."
"Fine you meanie. I'm making dinner to give you guys a break. It's chicken stir-fry tonight."
"Cool."
The dinner went over well. My cousin ended up spending the weekend with me. Apparently she wanted to stay here for a while since she had a vacation. Or so she said to me upstairs. What she told everyone else was she was here for school while her parents were busy taking care of a sick relative.
Sunday I get picked up by a couple guys in a black van. 'Why is it always a van?' I sweat dropped.
After a half hour I'm allowed to leave and go back to my room. Monday will be interesting that's for sure.
Come Monday I hike up the hill and head to my new building to meet my new teacher. I walk to the class with him after introducing myself. My new teacher is a yellow octopus, literally an octopus. It was weird but I've seen weirder.
When we get to the class I can see everyone standing up just as the bell rings. The teacher walks in, closes the door and all I hear after that from the hallway is gun shots.
"He's fast." One kid says when everything quiets down "The whole class opened fire and he doesn't even have a scratch." A boy responds
"No luck today either huh? That's too bad. What's the lesson here? Numbers are no substitute for inventiveness?"
"These are just bb's. For all we know you just stood there and took them like a champ."
"As it was explained to you on day one these bb's are harmless to you, however to me it's very harmful." I hear another shot 'What the hell?'
"After a few seconds I can regenerate. A luxury you won't have if you accidently shoot your eye out. From now on, no discharging guns in the classroom. Now put your guns and anti-me bb's away and help me welcome your new classmate. You can come in now."
I cautiously open the door and walk in.
"I'm Kurosaki Ichigo. It' a pleasure to meet you." I say giving a polite bow. The teacher is so close to me right now, but do I dare try to kill him now? Or wait? Screw it. I pull out my knife and quickly try to stab him with it. Somehow I miss.
"As if you can catch me like that. On your next assassination attempt try being a bit more creative." His face changed to green stripes. "Why don't you sit by Nagisa."
I take a seat and he starts teaching. Suddenly a gun shot rings out, some chick with long blond hair is standing up. "Nakamura, I distinctly remember saying no guns discharging in the classroom."
"I know." She says so casually whilst rubbing the back of her head."
"Back row young lady, think about what you've done."
"Hey, Ichigo right?" I hear someone whisper next to me
"Yeah, you're Nagisa?"
"Yeah. Let me fill you in on what we have so far. When his face goes to those green stripes it means he's feeling cocky. When we get something wrong, he turns purple with a purple x. When we get something right he turns red with a red circle."
"Any weaknesses yet?"
"Once he decides to teach you he'll be determined to teach you."
A bell goes off
"Alright you guys, that's lunch time. Excuse me while I pop over to China for a quick bite. You have my cell number, any killers feeling especially trigger happy today are welcome to hit me up."
"So, if he flies at mock 20, how long.."
"Ten minutes till he reaches till he reaches his favorite takeout place in Shisuan."
"Hey Nagisa, it's time." Nagisa leaves with three others while I talk to a couple of my new classmates.
"So what do you think of e-class so far?"
"This place actually seems like fun." 'Especially with all that I'm used to. Hallows, soul reapers, fights to the death.'
"Well, just wait till our next assassination attempt. Those are usually pretty fun."
"Yeah. Oh, if you ever have a hard time with a topic or something we're working on. The teacher will help you out. I totally killed it on our last math test thanks to him.
The bell rings ending lunch and the teacher comes in with Nagisa. It's time for English.
"Today you are going to write a poem. The last line should read was tentacles all along."
"What? How do you expect us to write something with a line like that?"
"You just have to be creative. Now I think I'm going to check out while you guys take up your pens." The teacher turns pink and I wonder why pink?
Suddenly one girl raises her hand and asks the teacher about his name. How do you forget your teachers name? The teacher explained that he didn't really have a name and that the student should just focus on the work. Shortly after he turned pink again. I hear a chair move, looking up I notice Nagisa.
Nagisa walks up to the teacher and attempts to stab him. Of course the teacher is able to stop him before Nagisa is successful. Nagisa then hugs the teacher before a large bang. Everyone screams and takes cover.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?"
Three stooges start to run for the front of the room laughing.
"Terasaka. What did you make Nagisa do?"
"I gave him a toy modified toy grenade filled with those bb's and a spoon full of gun powder to make it scatter at a high enough speed."
"You three are assholes." I tell one of them, Terasaka I think.
"What was that? You got something to say to my face?"
"I said you're an asshole. You could have killed Nagisa. Nagisa is your friend isn't he? You don't risk a friend like that. Nagisa is a person, not cannon fodder." I don't know why I was getting so pissed off when Nagisa and I had never interacted much before today. Sure I'd seen Nagisa in the halls before, but he and I never interacted on the main campus.
I grab Terasaka by the collar and throw him to the wall, hard. When he lands two more bodies land on top of him. I grab them and dangle them through the window. All three by their underwear, getting brutal weggies.
"This is what you get for blowing up a classmate. Is Nagisa alright Nakamura?"
"He doesn't have a scratch on him actually."
"How do you feel Nagisa? Headache?"
"Just a small one. You can let Yoshida, Muramatsu, and Terasaka back in now."
"I kinda wish Karma was here. He'd know what I'm thinking when I say this, Koro-sensei, get me a rope."
I don't even look and yet I know that everyone is looking up.
"I saw you earlier shortly after the explosion. Did you have something to add."
"Yes actually. Yoshida, Terasaka, Muramatsu, so you were the ones behind this." The room starts to feel ominous, it gets darker, and the teacher turns black. 'Guess that's the color for when he's pissed.'
He disappears and reappears with the name plates of their houses, reminding everyone that he can't hurt us; but he can hurt our families.
I quickly find a rope conveniently in the back of the class and start looping a nice little pulley. 'I spend too much time with Melia.' While Terasaka yells how they were just trying to defend themselves.
"Of course you were." The teacher states. "No, no, no. I'm not saying you're irresponsible for trying to kill me. No you're irresponsible because you didn't care if you hurt your classmate. Not even Nagisa cared it seems. To be an assassin you have to believe yourself worthy of your target."
He pets Nagisa on the head and motions everyone back to work. I'm not done though. I quickly loop the other end of the rope through all three of their underwear and knot it. I push them and pull the other end preventing them from hitting the ground but holding the weggies.
"I'll let you down in an hour. Maybe you'll learn how to look out for your friends."
I walk to my desk after helping Nagisa up. I complete the assignment, let the stooges down and head home after an eventful day.
AN: so I know this is still short, and I meant to have it up the other day but so many spelling errors. I couldn't and then I had to study for midterms…
But it's up now. I slightly altered it from what it originally was. So you may want to reread. Until next time, Je ne.