'What the hell is wrong with me?' I thought while starring at the ceiling of my room. 'How did I fall for him he's a cannibal!? He'd much rather eat me date me'

I groaned and turned to my side, facing the window.

Knock Knock

"It's open." I said lazily.

"Pein-sama needs to see us." Zetsu's white half said.

I rolled over and got off the bed, and walked over to the carnivorous plant man himself.

As we walked to Pein's office, I couldn't help but stare at him.

I suddenly looked foreword again because Zetsu almost noticed me watching him.

'I have to stop, he's probably thinking of ways to have me for lunch' I sighed sadly.

"What's wrong?"

"Get over it." Zetsu's white and black half spoke.

"I'm just tired." I replied, ignoring the second comment. I've learned to ignore the rude comments from the black half.

He must not have believed me because he kept starring at me concerned. Maybe it's just my imagination.

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"Hey Zetsu." I called.

"Yes."

"What."

"What do you think of me?" I asked.

"My dinner."

"You're interesting."

"How so?" I asked walking over to him, and leaving close to his face.

"You care about the environment. You're strong, yet kind and gentle. You're-

I cut him off by crashing my lips into his.

"I-I I'm sorry. I s-shouldn't have done t-that. I-I-

Zetsu pulled me on top of him and kissed me again.

"You talk too much." Zetsu said.

He caught me into another passionate kiss. He gently laid me on the ground, leaned into my ear and whispered.

"Now I will pollinate you."

-End