Pineapple Sundance book 2: Revenge of the shit
WAltur
Skylar
LSP
Jezzie
Brock
Govermunt
Saul Goodmon
Gus
Cheech
Chong
Dime Bag Princess
Saul: Saul Goodmon how may I help u?
Waltur: wHo is this one guy?
Saul: its some weird black dude who wont stop saying pollos after he kills someone
Walt: wut is his name?
Saul: Gus
Walt: K
So Waltur goes to Los Pollos Hermanos to meet this fucker who makes some dank ass mother fucking chicken and knows some guy who loves the cock.
Gus: Are you enjoying your meal?
Walt: Yes, Mr. Goodman has sent me here to meet with you. My partner and I need a new guy to distribute our stuff.
Gus: What kind of stuff fagit?
Walt: Y u callin me a fagit?
Gus: Cuz u said ur partner
Walt: I mean my cooking partner god damnit u fuking creep
Gus: Ok I will help distribute your homosexual deserts to mexico
Walt: I MEAN MY METH!
Gus: jesus Christ man just say it
Walt: can u do dis
Gus: k
Meanwhile at the White's house….
Skylar: OHHHH GAWD TED FUCK MEH HARDAR!
Ted: OHHHHHHHH SHIT MYY INCH PINCH IS GUNNA EXPLODE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Skylar: You need to stop doing that Viagra nigga
Ted: I love the cock
Gale Boetecher: OMG ME TOOO!
Ted: No one asked you fag!
Gale: ok then
Holly: BITCH U NEED TO QUIT HAVIN SEX WITH OTHER MEN LIKE NIGGA!
Paula Pimp Deen: Who said niggga?
Holly: ME BITCH!
Paula: Bacon WRAP!
Holly; PUSSY JUICE!
They both fight and eventually the leader of the hoodrats come in, Monaqueeeshai Lisapussypoppah Queen of Kenya.
Monaqueeshi: WHAT THE Fuck yall bitchez doin. Like id ratha have freddy Krueger finger my pussy flaps with his glove
End of chaptar one