It came quick with the wave of his hand. Zoro hadn't even glanced at his friends before he felt himself vanish and the gazes of everyone in shock.

This wasn't good.

Time seemed to pass faster than he could know. Mind and thoughts rushing while feeling great pain in his bones. He didn't know where he was going as his vision blurred into lines of air and blue before going black.

He opened one eye, his vision blurred, awaking from his slumber. The sun shone brightly, above the forest greenery, and the shadow of their leaves loomed over his injured body.

Where am I? How did I get here? Why am I in so much pain?

'Oh, that's right..'

The swordsman sighed as his memories crept back to him. He remembered the Kuma cyborg that had almost killed him, and how everyone had tried to attack it... and then the real Kuma showed up and sent him flying through the sky for two days and two nights. Zoro raised a hand to his head. A look of concern mixed with pain graced his face.

'What happened to the others? Are they ok? Did they get away safely?'

He gritted his teeth. Too many thoughts flooded his mind. This would not do. For all he knew, his crew may of been injured really badly. He needed to get back to the Sabaody archipelago.

But... where was he anyway? He lifted his head to stare down towards his feet, wincing at the pain he felt on his neck. Stupid injuries..

He appeared to be in some kind of jungle. There were wide trees with thick vines growing in an almost perfect spiral around the trunks. The floor was covered in lush green grass, with the odd patch of mud. Various mushrooms were growing in random places around him. Those were probably poisonous. He didn't recognize this place. It was one of the rare times he was able to admit he was lost..

Holding his left arm tightly, he forced himself up, maybe a little too quickly, and took a few slow steps forwards. Unfortunately, his body was still in so much pain from the battles beforehand, and his legs gave way, causing him to fall to the floor. As his eyes closed slowly, he whispered a quiet promise before losing consciousness entirely.

"L... Luffy... Everyone..." He breathed, "...I'm sorry... I'll find you..."

"Wow, I've never seen a man this close before.."

"I've never even seen a man!"

"Are all men so tanned?"

"They sure have weird hair!"

"Shh! I think he's waking up!"

A low growl departed from his lips. Why could he hear so many women? He lifted his head, not feeling as much pain as he was before. It seemed he was in a jail cell of some kind with a bed, and only three walls - the fourth wall was just jail bars. Zoro blankly stared ahead at the gaggle of women gawking at him. He groggily lifted his arm to rub the back of his head, noticing he had been bandaged up.

"Oh.. I've been treated." He looked at the women. "Was it you guys? Thanks I suppose."

One of the girls with short choppy blonde hair smiled at him.

"Ah, well you see, we thought you were a girl!" Zoro scoffed, leaping out of bed, not noticing he was naked (apart from the bandages).

"A girl?! In what way do I look like one of you?"

"Well, we did think you were a bit too flat chested..." An incredibly tall women with caramel colored hair chipped in.

"The saga of that thing between your legs is so strange!" A larger woman with two pigtails spoke, which made Zoro's face turn red. He had just noticed most of the women were staring at his groin and immediately turned and hopped back into the bed.

"What the hell?! Why am I naked?! Where are my clothes?!" He continued blushing, and wrapped the bed sheet around him, making it into a makeshift kilt. He walked towards the jail bars, one hand holding the sheet tightly on himself to make sure it didn't fall off.

A thought crossed his mind suddenly.

"...Where are my swords?"

Before anyone could answer, he noticed someone holding them from just beyond the bars. He swiftly threw his arm out to grab them, pulling them into the jail cell and holding them to his bandaged chest. The crowd gasped, but didn't do anything about it.. They were his after all.

"Ah well, you were injured, and we thought you were a woman, so we decided to tend to you medically!" The blonde haired girl answered. "As for your clothes... They were covered in dirt and blood.. And they were torn all over, so we had someone make you new ones!"

The taller girl gasped and nodded, handing Zoro a bundle of clothes through the bars. "We made them a lot nicer!"

Zoro shuddered in fear when he saw the state of his clothing.

His red and white shirt had lace attached to the collar and pink hearts stuck all over the red parts. His pants and shoes were pretty much the same, apart from the black and green glitter that was shining all over them. And his haramaki... His poor defenseless haramaki.. It had been dyed bright pink.

"What.. What have you done to my clothes?!" He growled at the females, who looked shocked to his reaction.

"We made you new ones, exactly the same sizes! Oh, and we made them a bit prettier than your old ones."

He grunted in annoyance, and shoved the clothes on.

"This is ridiculous.. These clothes are ridiculous.. They're so.. not manly."

"The saga of he hates the clothes!" The large female gasped.

Zoro fixed his swords onto the haramaki.

How the hell am I going to be taken seriously looking like a pink marshmallow?

"Do you not like them?"

"I'm a man! Of course I hate th-" He paused, ceasing his yelling and he quietly face palmed himself. He was currently held captive by these people, and didn't want to start any trouble unless he had no other option. "...Ugh. Look I need to get back to Sabaody. Can I come out?"

The females looked at each other anxiously.

"Well.. I gue-" The tall girl started, but was then interrupted by a black haired woman with big purple eye makeup.

"Out of the question! You're a man! We can't allow you to live after you set foot on our island!" She glared at the other females. "We better get rid of him before the Snake Princess comes back."

Sadly, the others nodded and took out their snakes, who doubled as bows, and some arrows.

"It's better this way."

Zoro's jaw dropped. How did it go from having girly clothes being made for him to suddenly being on death row? Where the hell was he anyways?

"Wait what?! I don't even know where I am!" He frantically yelled at the women, who were about to release their arrows on him without remorse. He backed up slightly, readying himself for defense.

"Now!" The black haired woman yelled, and they all released the arrows hurtling towards Zoro.

With a quick swift movement, Zoro managed to avoid the arrows, and pulled out two of his katana.

"I'm not sticking around here! I have to get back to my crew!"

He ran towards the right wall and hurriedly slashed it with his katana. At first nothing happened, but a second later, the wall seemed to glow where his swords had hit, and it instantly crumbled down. Using this chance, Zoro ran out of the hole, and dashed away from the crazed crowd.

"He's getting away! Quickly, get him!"

He hopped onto a nearby rooftop, and continued running across the tiles, hoping to avoid the hunt that the females were currently engaged in.

A few minutes had passed, and eventually Zoro had shook them off his trail. He found himself on top of a large palace-like building.

This was so strange to him, he needed to recollect his thoughts and chill out. He sat down on top of the building and looked at the view of the village.

No men anywhere...

He leaned backwards and stared up to the sky. He chuckled to himself thinking how pleased the shitty cook Sanji would be if it was him here instead of Zoro. He'd be having heart attacks every minute!

He then started thinking about the rest of the crew. Usopp, Nami, Robin, Chopper, Brook, Franky, and Captain Luffy.

"Where are you guys?" he muttered under his breath, slowly drifting into a light sleep. However this was not to last as the group of women appeared.

"THERE HE IS! ON TOP OF THE PALACE!"

"GET HIM!"

Zoro shot up when he heard those familiar voices.

'Oh crap, they found me!'

He darted up from his laying position, and ran across the roof. Some of the women below were gasping, and others were aiming weapons at him.

The next thing that happened almost seemed as if time was slowing down. For some odd reason, Zoro's feet felt as though they were sinking rather than stepping... and then followed his whole body. Not sinking, but falling! He'd managed to step on a weak spot on the roof, and it was very rapidly crumbling beneath his weight. He was falling into the castle!

"SHIT!"

He hurtled to the ground, bracing himself for impact and holding his swords tightly in his grip. With a loud splash and a speedy attempt at regaining his footing, Zoro had the sudden realization that he was now in hot water. Literally.

There was a lot of steam surrounding him. He could make out a door shape in front of him, so he ran towards it. The closer he came to it, the more he began to realize that he was not alone.

There was a woman's figure. He cautiously continued to head towards the doorway, but when he was close enough to see her more clearly, he began to notice her more prominent features. She had a perfect hourglass figure, and her porcelain skin glistened with water vapor. She turned her face to him, her back still in his line of sight. She had bright blue eyes, which were looking right in his direction... She looked angry.

Even so, something still caught his eye.

On her back, he could see a large circle. There were three triangles on the upper side, and one on the lower. Noticing that he was staring at it intently, the woman in question flicked her silky black hair onto her back, obstructing his view any further and she grabbed herself a bathrobe. She kept her stare on Zoro, and walked backwards to exit the bath, but fell onto the steps that led out of it and towards the door.

"You saw it, didn't you?!"

Zoro stepped backwards. Who the hell was this woman?

"Your back...?" He raised an eyebrow at her question. "...Sorry about the roof, but I don't have time for this."

He attempted to run forwards, when two women crashed through the door. One had a wide face and green hair, a relatively slim figure, and the other had a larger, muscular build, with long ginger hair. Both were a lot taller than the woman Zoro had interrupted while bathing.

"Hancock! What happened?!" The green haired woman shouted worriedly. "We heard a crash!"

The other woman had noticed Zoro almost immediately, and pointed at him.

"You! How dare you interrupt the Snake Princesses bath! And how dare you even step on Amazon Lily!"

Hancock held her bathrobe tightly, her frustrated gaze fixed on Zoro, who was frozen in the commotion.

"He saw my back..."

The two women looked at each other, a glint of fear in their eyes.

"Are you sure?" The ginger female asked.

"Yes, Marigold."

Marigold looked at the green haired woman and furrowed her brow.

"Sandersonia, help me get him!"

She nodded, and the two sisters lurched towards Zoro, his injuries stinging him in the hot water as they pinned him down. Lucky for him, the water was shallow, because if not for that he probably would have been drowned too. Hancock got up from the steps, and walked towards the swordsman.

"Whoever you are, there's no way we can allow you to live after you saw the mark upon my back. As well as that, you have trespassed on our island of women, which is off limits to ALL men. For these reasons... you are to be publically executed."

Before Zoro could even edge a word in, Marigold bashed him hard on the head, causing him to pass out.

FlyingLion:

Hello one and all this is the new guy in charge of this fic taken from Honnuh who has allowed anyone to continue this. The changes in the first three chapters are minor such as fixing grammatical errors and whatnot. Chapter 4 on will be entirely new content continuing the tale but for now I will add a new chapter every week so please enjoy :D