A/N: This encounter takes place in Draco's and consequently Hermione's fifth year. I refer to Hermione as Granger because that is how Draco thinks of her. This is his story after all... Mostly anyway. : ) I came up with this idea during my writer's block phase for 'Thrust Together' - which, by the way, is over so I will start writing again soon for those who care.

For the rest, I hope you enjoy this! It is inspired and loosely based off of Shakespeare's Sonnet 130. Youtube Alan Rickman reading it. Seriously.

Now R & R! *hopeful look*

Disclaimer: All HP belongs to Rowling. The quote is solid Shakespeare. (glumly) That means, these lovely characters aren't mine.

Chapter 1

"Oi, mudblood!" Draco yelled from across the quidditch pitch toward a figure who appeared to be quickly walking away from Hogwarts. The girl he was addressing – one Hermione Granger – turned around and looked at him, angry.

"Sod off, ferret!"

"I would," he paused to smirk. "But I see an opportunity. A friendless mudblood. Oh, wait! I discounted the rats that must be nesting in your hair, if it can even be called hair."

"I have friends. Would you like to meet the one I am traveling with?" Draco raised an eyebrow with an amused air. In that moment, she drew her wand. "Meet… Stacy!"

"Stacy? That was the best you could do?"

"You call Ron 'Weasel.' At least mine is better than that!" She was miffed.

"No, it isn't. Weasel is a play on his last name Weasley. Even you have to note the remarkable similarities in spelling."

"No, I don't because, I don't know if you've noticed, but I am the one holding the wand here."

"I could say 'Touché' but a) I don't compliment mudbloods and b) you aren't the only one with a wand." Draco drew his wand so quickly that he saw Granger take an involuntary step back. "Mine's name is Bobby," Draco added insult to injury, just to rub salt in her wounds.

"You little… Argh!"

"How eloquent, Granger. Just for that… Expelliarmus!" Granger's wand flew into his hand before she could counter him. "Now who is at who's mercy. Hmm?"

"Wow." Granger was stunned into speaking without further thought.

"You see, normally people don't say that to me – unless they're in bed with me. Is that what you want?" Draco stalked over to the frozen girl, still holding her at wandpoint.

"N-n-n-o," she stuttered, taken by surprise into a direction she really did not want to go in. She walked backwards from Draco, not knowing he was manipulating her until her back reached one of the stands.

"I'm not used to that one." Draco paused. "Probably because I am so bloody good." Granger snorted. "No! You are not allowed to belittle me and my sexual prowess while I am holding you at wandpoint. No. Not allowed," Draco said in a tone normally reserved for parents after their children have been dipping into the cookie jar.

"You won't hurt me. You'll have detention for a month!"

"That alone can't stop me," Draco replied whilst walking closer and closer and closer.

"What do you want then?" Granger was desperate.

"Belief in my godlike qualities in bed."

"How am I supposed to do that?!"

"I think you know." Draco looked down at her chest and then back up into her mud brown eyes.

"You're going to…" Granger trailed off in fear.

"I'm not going to RAPE you!" Draco's eyes flashed dangerously. "Why is everyone under the impression that I am my father?" Granger didn't answer. "Answer me!"

"Because that's how you act." She looked close to tears.

"Is it?" Draco drew closer to her, until he was only inches from her face and her ugly brown eyes.

She seemed suddenly angry. "Yes! What looks like a snake and crawls like a snake, is usually a SNAK-" Draco cut her off with a kiss. A bloody good kiss on his part, according to Draco – even though he was bored with her lack of style and skill after two seconds. He fancied he could even see a trace of enjoyment in her mud brown eyes as he pulled away, dropped her wand, and walked back to the castle – leaving her alone.

OooooooooooO

"My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun" – Sonnet 130, Shakespeare

A/N: Leave me a review & tell me what you think! I'd like to know if people like this so I can continue it.

-bluemione