There was a crash and a loud scream coming from the bathroom of the Elrics house. Alphonse rushed to see what was wrong, as soon as he opened the door he froze at the sight that was before him. Instead of his older brother Edward Elric there was a girl who looked very much like him with absolute horror written on her face as she looked at the breasts on her chest. the girl looked up, spotting Alphonse she ran to him with tears streaming down her face and glomped him while trying to speak.

"Al! Help me!"

"N-Nii~san?" Al asked shocked "w-what happened? Why are y-you f-female?!" Still crying Ed looked up at his brothers face before replying.

"I-I don't know i woke up like this" (A/N: poor thing~ TT^TT)

"Eh... EeeeeeeH?!"

"AL!"

~~~Time skip of unicorns and rainbows and flying mint bunnies (ooh look it's a whole family!)~~~

"Edward?!" Risa's shocked expression was enough to make Ed feel even more awkward.

"U-um..." the brothers looked at each other tense at the awfully stiff atmosphere "Can you help us?" Risa looked at Ed and sighed.

"Alright but first let's change those clothes of yours, they look a bit... tight..." All three of them looked down at Ed's shirt, looking at the 'problem'. Realizing Risa was right, Ed's face broke into a massive blush right before Al burst out laughing.

"O-Oi! Don't laugh!" Ed pouted tears springing at the corner of his (HER) eyes making Risa roll hers.

"Anyway... We need to go to HQ and look for clues there." Both of the brothers (A/N: technically brother and sister now~)froze at this, so Risa spoke out her plan to the two.

~~~Guess what?! IT'S TIME SKIP NUMBER TWO. TARDIS STYLE (weee ooooooo weeeeeee)~~~~

Risa took The brothers to the restricted library hidden in the HQ's office section, before leaving them there to begin their search so she could keep an eye on the other workers in the building. After she left the brothers rows and rows of books to find any clues on Ed's condition. On seeing His brother (Sister) unable to reach a book due to the chest pressed up against the shelf, Alphonse fell into another laughing fit. Hearing his brother's laughing Ed teared up and ran out of the library in embarrassment. Running up to Risa Ed threw himself onto her waist crying. Alphonse burst into the room after Ed Trying to both apologize and soothe Ed while holding back a smirk.

"Come on~ i said i was sorry~" Al tries to apologize but chokes on laughter as he speaks.

"Risaaa~! Al's Laughing at me again!" Ed cries into Risa's stomach. Sighing Risa eyes Alphonse as he tries to smother yet another laugh. Roy just sits at his desk, UN-noticed, at the scene before him; His face showing utter shock and confusion.

"um..." He interrupts the trio "Who's the girl?" HE points to Ed who was still holding onto Risa's waist