When Sasuke finds out Itachi is gay

A/N: This story takes place before Sasuke leaves the village. Also the Uchiha masquerade doesn't exist in this story either. Enjoy!

Sasuke was walking to the Uchiha compound after training this morning. How did the dobe manage to get me? And what was that technique he used? What did he call it? Rasengan? Whatever, I'll just ask Itachi to train me some new techniques.

At the Uchiha compound…

Sasuke opened the door and put his key back in his pocket. He walked to the kitchen and grabbed a soda from the kitchen. He then started to walk up to Itachi's room. But nothing prepared him to what he was about to see. Sasuke opened the door.

"Nii-san can you tr-"

Sasuke looked at the seen with his eyes so wide they were about to fall out of their sockets.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!!!"

Itachi was in his bed naked sitting on top of Kakashi who was also naked laying on his stomach and reading of course Icha Icha.

"WELL?!"

Neither of them replied. Kakashi just stared at him for awhile and continued reading his precious book. Itachi just shrugged and continued what he was doing before he was interrupted. Sasuke then bolted right out the door and out of the Uchiha compound.

Wait till Naruto heres this. Where is he? Oh duh. Ichiraku's

And of course Naruto was there. Along with their pink haired teammate Sakura. Sasuke ran up to them breathless.

"Hey Sasuke teme. What the heck happened to you?"

"I *takes in breath* saw Ita*takes in another breath*chi an-"

"This is very unlike you to run out of breath Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke just glares at Sakura.

"I saw Itachi fucking Kakashi sensei."

Both Naruto and Sakura's jaws dropped and their eyes were wide.

"WHAT?!" they both said in unision.

"It's true. I saw them with my own eyes."

"You mean both Itachi and Kakashi are gay are umm gay?"

"No duh Naruto no baka. That explains why Itachi keeps turning down girls that ask him out."

"But what about Kakashi sensei Sakura- chan? What led him to be gay?"

"Probably becoming friends with my faggot of a brother."

"Probably."

"So then what are you going to do Sasuke-kun?"

"Yeah teme? What are you going to do after finding out both your sensei and brother are gay and fucking each other?"

"Shut up dobe. I don't know. I am going to go get a drink."

"K, bye teme."

"Dobe."

"Bye Sasuke-kun."

"Hn."

And Sasuke proceeded to walk to the nearby bar.

The Bar....

Sasuke walked into the bar. It smelled like beer, smoke and something else that Sasuke didn't want to know what it was. He walked up to the bartender.

"One shot of tequila please. And keep them coming."

The bartender eyed him suspiciously.

"Aren't you a little bit too young to drink?"

Sasuke gave him the famous Uchiha death glare and showed a wad of cash in front of the bartender.

"One shot of tequila coming right up."

Once he was given the tequila, drank down in one go. The bartender gave him another one. Again he drank it in one go. He kept drinking to forget the scene that happened earlier out of his mind. Even though his head started to hurt, he just kept on drinking. 30 minutes later there were 45 empty tequila shots and a very drunk Sasuke. He then got off the stool and walked back home.

The next morning…..

A stream of light escaped through the curtains and shining in Sasuke's face making him wake up. He then looked down… Why am I naked?

"Good morning little brother."

What the hell? When Sasuke turned to his left, he saw Itachi also naked in his bed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed with his eyes wide open and kicked Itachi out of his bed. Things couldn't get worse now right?

"Good Morning Sasuke."

Shit

Sasuke then turned to his right and saw Kakashi naked, with no mask and no Icha Icha book surprisingly, looking at him straight in the eye. Sasuke's eyes then literally bulged out of their sockets.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed again and kicked Kakashi off the his bed. Sasuke then grabbed the sheets, and ran out of the room and into the bathroom across the hallway and tied the sheets securely around his waist. He then walked up to the toilet and started to throw up. After an hour the vomit subsided and Sasuke stood up from the ground. He then turned on the shower and walked in but before he did that, he went up to the bathroom door and locked. Once he was in the shower, having the hot steaming water pour on him and wash away all the dirt he started thinking to himself.

What the hell happened last night?

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