Murtagh: Yo Eragon! You want to go to the mall?
Eragon: but… I thought you were my worst enemy and you hated my guts…
Murtagh: what?
Eragon: nevermind… yeah sure…
Murtagh: coolio… ttyl…
Eragon: bai!
Murtagh leaves and Arya walks in
Arya: hey! Eragon! Can I come with you and Murt-
Arya gets cut off as Eragon tackles her.
Arya: maybe this wasn't the best idea…
Eragon: of course you can come!, my love my sweetlings-etc. stupid C.P. made me like this freaking elf!
Arya: Harunph! Well excuse me! It's not like I like you either! You are nothing but a filthy, rotten-
Eragon: oh no you didn't!
Arya and Eragon start to fight as Murtagh comes in with a bowl of popcorn.
Murtagh: This is rather entertaining….I wonder where Thorn is?
Meanwhile, Thorn and Saphira are trying to-
Eragon: Arya SUCKS!
Thorn and Saphira are trying to do-
Arya: ERAGON"S A SLUT!
Eragon: Excuse me? stops in the middle of trying to slit Arya's throat with a piece of cardboard
Arya: WHAT? There can be guy sluts. Did you know that? Hah, I bet you didn't!
Eragon: No! I knew that, but I bet you don't-
SHUT UP!
Arya and Eragon look up at the sky, wondering were the loud voice came from but falling silent
Thanks. As I was SAYING, Thorn and Saphira were attempting to grocery shop. All they really got was a bunch of raw meat, but they were considerate enough to get a rotting, stinking shriveled up eggplant for Arya and Eragon to share, and some spam for Murtagh.
And, moving on, to lunch.
Arya: Ewwww….you call this food? wrinkles her nose at the eggplant I want some REAL SOYBEANS!! goes into a protein-deficient spaz attack O-OO AH-AH! hangs off a the refrigerator
Murtagh: backs away slowly All right there, Arya. Just come nice and slowly and nobody gets hurt…
Eragon: runs as fast as he can to fetch Arya some soy milk Here…you…go…pants in between words
Arya: savagely gulps down the whole gallon, letting it spill down her chin UHAIGHHH! snaps out of the spaz attack Hey! Why am I hanging off a fridge? And why…WHY IS THERE SOY MILK ALL OVER ME?! ERAGONNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Eragon: Uh…ohhhh….Well, bye Murry, I need to run for my life now. bolts off with Arya fast on his heels
Murtagh: Okay, I'm just going to kick back and enjoy my spam. demolishes the spam YUM! pulls out a box of waffles I've been saving these…stuffs the whole box in his mouth, cardboard and all Wwhoishlt! Yhmfghkjks! Uhslkkisa! swallows Mmmm……There's nothing like soggy waffle cardboard to wake you up in the afternoon!!