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Snappy stormed into Smurfette's house as the other smurflings followed behind him, they were covered in soot and ash from another of one of Jokey Smurf's present bombs. No smurfling was more mad than Snappy, whose nerves had finally snapped after getting a present blown up in his face. Not only did it blew up in Snappy's face, it also blew his stack. "Curse that Jokey Smurf," he swore at the top of his squeaky voice, I had enough of his jokes!"

"It could have been worse," noted Nat, "He could have smurfed prune juice inside a cake and served it to us."

"Where did you thought of that smurf?" barked Snappy.

"Remember what happened to Greedy?" Nat asked.

"Oh I remember," said Slouchy, "Greedy was sick for a week."

When his emotions peaked, Snappy tried to vent his rage by kicking a wooden chair across the room, it smashed against the wall and broke in three. "Snappy!" cried Sassette, surprised at Snappy's actions.

"This is the last straw!" announced Snappy as he took off his smurf hat and flapped most of the dust off of it, "We will get back at Jokey by smurfing him hard."

"What do you want to do to him?" asked Slouchy.

Snappy put his hat back on and thought for a moment, "Well I don't like the smug on his face," said Snappy as he calms down, "I want to remove it so bad."

Suddenly a lightbulb lit in Sassette's head, "I got it!" she cried, "We create an explosive designed to disperse pain into his face!"

"Permanent pain?" asked Nat.

"With polka dots for more funniness." added Sassette.

"Sassette, I love you," said Snappy as he hugged her, "That is pure genius!"

"Of course we do need Painter Smurf's paint," explained Sassette, "And one of Jokey's surprise presents."

"How much paint do we need?" asked Slouchy.

"Just enough to cover his body with the stuff." said Sassette.

"I'll get the paint." said Nat.

"I'll smurf a present bomb from Jokey." said Slouchy.

"And I'll smurf it all together." said Snappy.

"What do I do?" asked Sassette.

"You keep a lookout," said Snappy, "We don't want Brainy being nosey when we're going to do this."

"He doesn't like Jokey either." noted Slouchy.

"I'm not risking discovery," said Snappy, "Lets get what we need and meet back here, spread out smurflings!"

TO BE CONTINUED...