24!
The Case of The Talking Toaster!
C. T. U.
Interrogation Room!
Federal Agent Jack Bauer walked in to the interrogation room. He looked down at the chair in front of him and saw a Toaster sitting in it. Jack rose an eyebrow and walked over to the toaster. He looked at it and asked,
" Where's the piece of toast that my friend, Tony Almeida cooked for breakfast this morning?." The Toaster didn't reply. Jack sat down in the chair across from the toaster and asked, " What are you?." The Toaster replied,
" I'm a talking toaster." Jack opened his eyes wide. Looked around and asked,
" Where's the piece of toast that my friend, Tony Almeida cooked for breakfast this morning?." The Toaster replied,
" I burnt it in to a fiery ball of ash." Jack looked down at it and asked,
" What do you think, I would do to you if you burned my toast?." The toaster replied,
" Well you'd probably dismantle me." Jack smiled and replied,
" That's right. I would. And then I'd try to figure out what makes you tick. Because everybody knows that toasters can't talk." The toaster replied,
" But I'm a talking toaster." Jack blinked his eyes, sighed and asked,
" Who are you working for?." The toaster didn't say anything. Jack looked at it and asked, " Who are you working for?." The toaster then replied,
" I work for the accessory store." Jack opened his eyes wide and asked,
" Okay. What do you do first thing in the morning?." The toaster replied,
" Well. I get a piece of toast put inside of me and then I cook it." Jack pulled his gun out and then shot the toaster.
The End!