"How does a milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? And does the landlord know about this? I'm certain that the grass would be trampled by a herd of marauding boys and that would require substantial…"

"Not all of them. It's a… whatsit, metaphor."

"And I don't see how a frozen confection can inspire such desire that young men would gallop toward this woman's backyard if she…"

"Oh lord….."

"Damn straight, it's better than mine? I would have this singer know that I can concoct a delicious coconut and banana smoothie that satisfies both hunger pains and government regulations on nutritional…"

"She's not talking about that sort of milkshake, Quistis."

"She's lactose intolerant? Oh, the poor dear. But at least she has so very many soy-based alternatives to dairy that don't require the enzymes she lacks to properly digest her favorite dessert."

"For the love of….tits. She's talking about her tits."

"Her….oh."

"Yes. That's the milkshake."

"Sooooo…..she's lactating? Is she talking about starving boys then? Is this a public service announcement?"

"A what?! Why would you think that?!"

"Well, if she's lactating so much that she has more than her child requires, it makes sense that she would want to share. Many years ago, it was quite common for wetnurses to feed the children of….."

"No. That's so off-base that I don't even know how to respond."

"I can teach you, but I'd have to charge? I understand that many women sell their breastmilk nowadays, but I really don't think you can teach something that comes naturally when your body produces certain hormones. If anything, she means to say that her body can teach itself to…"

"That's not even close to what she means."

"It can't be bought? But just a moment ago she was saying that she could teach her methods at a certain rate. Can she charge or not? And are these boys getting their money's worth with such a capricious instructor?"

"She's saying that…."

"And I'm saying that I would insist on a receipt."

"You would. I really think you would."

"Techniques that freak these boys?"

"Quistis, I swear by all things holy, if you try to…."

"Why would she attempt to freak these poor boys? They cannot help that they are attracted to her siren mammary call. Does she deny them the milk once they've arrived? Is she some form of trickster?"

"SHE'S SAYING THE MEN LIKE THE WAY HER BOOBS MOVE WHEN SHE WALKS!"

"Oh. Well, why didn't she just say so?"