Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High Host Club or any of the characters. I'm too poor and they don't like me. Even Tamaki gets tired of commoner living habits sometimes.

Author's note: This starts really stupidly, is really stupid and ends…pretty stupidly. Anyway… my friend and I had fun writing this in class. Read and review if you like. Flames must me funny or creative or else they're just pointless.

'With a diabolical plan to kill you'

She brushed her brown hair out of her eyes, and pushed open the doors of the third music room. Instead of rose petals and music, there was an aura of confusion and silence. Tamaki was reading a letter. It was in French.

It was from his mother.

Dearest Tamaki,

How are you? It's been so long since I've seen you. I'm not sure if you'll have the chance to read this letter. I know your grandmother has been burning all my letters.

Hopefully this will have reached you. It's urgent that you receive this -

I have wanted you to tell this before, but the chance didn't seem right. Now it might be too late - but hopefully it isn't.

I'm sorry not to have told you sooner. Please don't think worse of me.

You have an evil twin. I wanted to keep this from you, but he has just set out for Japan - with a diabolical plan to kill you. I begged him no to but…he said that he must achieve his objectives.

Please be safe. I know this is sudden, but I have to stop now. Time is running out. There's so much more that I want to tell you, but I can't in case this letter gets intercepted.

Just be safe.

Love,

Mama

All stood there in silence, gaping at the lightly perfumed piece of paper. Evil twin? Diabolical plan? Tamaki didn't know what to think. He had been waiting for news from his mother ever since he came to Japan all those years ago, but he didn't think that anything like this would happen.

Suddenly, a raven appeared at the window.

Nobody noticed it except for Mori who said nothing, and the raven flew away.

Finally Haruhi spoke, 'Senpai? What will you do?'

Tamaki said nothing. He seemed to be in a trance that not even his precious daughter could awaken him from.

Suddenly the door swung open, admitting a tall figure.

'Hello,' he said warmly, 'I'm Suou Soichiro'

For the purposes of this chapter, assume that everybody can read French. Perhaps the host club are French Canadian not Japanese? I'm kind of picky about details, and I thought that it was more likely that the host club members know French than Tamaki's mother knows Japanese…WHY DO I HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS??? .