Disclaimer: I totally own Death Note. Not. Why would I be typing fanfiction if I owned Death Note??
What If Ryuuk Didn't Have Apples For A Week...?
FYI, the What If series is just a bunch of oneshots from random series...if any of you have a good idea for one, let me know in a review!!
Number 2 in the What If series, next one will probably be about Artemis Fowl!!
Ryuuk sat on the bed in Light Yagami's bedroom. He turned to the serial killer and turned his puppy-dog face on. (A/N: Oh, Jashin…that is the scariest puppy-dog face I have ever seen…*twitch*)
"Light-chaaan…can we go get some apples??"
"No, Ryuuk. I'm busy." Light turned back to his 'homework' *cough cough* and didn't say anything else about it, and left Ryuuk stranded on his own little island of depression.
*One horrible, apple-less week later*
Light walked into his bedroom after a frustrating day at college. He tossed his book-bag onto the ground and walked over to his computer desk. Suddenly, his foot stepped on something that was not his perfectly OCD clean wooden floor, but a ranting, sprawled out Ryuuk.
"………." Light nudged Ryuuk's face with his foot, and Ryuuk's cheek twitched, causing Light to spazztically jump onto his bed.
Ryuuk turned his bloodshot and half-dead eyes to look at Light, and growled three words out at Kira numero uno.
"I…want…apples…"
One thought crossed Light's mind.
I didn't know shinigamis could PMS.
Dedicated to LouLou-chan!! Sorry for the kinda lame-ness…but I'm bored and wanted to see what Ryuukie-chan would be like without apples!! Anyway, please review if you liked it. I've been going through review withdraw…and the only thing that comes to my mind are uninteresting and uber-short one-shots. Is this what they call writers block…? Oh well.
Until A Better and Longer Fanfic,
HogoshaOtaku