(A/N): I came up with this a while ago, but for long-and-boring-to-explain reasons, I'm just typing it up now. I'm working on a How to Annoy Light, and I've kinda started a How to Annoy Misa, but only a few. I hope to do a list for all the characters eventually. Anyways, hope you enjoy them!
Dedicated to foxwind1331, who by the way inspired number 8.
Disclaimer: Don't own the DN plot or characters, but I did think of this entire list, so you no steal, please. XD Thank you.
HOW TO ANNOY L
1. Take away his candy.
2. Duct-tape a broomstick to his back and announce, "You WILL learn to stand up straight!"
3. Run around scream-singing "I KNOW WHO KIRA IS! I KNOW WHO KIRA IS! AND I'M NOT TELLING!"
4. Run up to him and yell, "Hey, Lawliett!" when Light is standing right next to him.
5. Give him a long, detailed description of how he dies.
6. Sneak up on him and attempt to comb his hair.
7. Let the fangirls at him.
8. Refer to him as "Lawli".
9. Every two minutes, ask him what time it is.
10. Constantly ask him why he doesn't have a cool laugh like Light's.
11. Continuously hum songs that are guaranteed to get stuck in his head.
12. Tell Ryuk to throw apples at him.
13. Dye all of his shirts pink.
14. Dye all of his underwear pink ((if it isn't already ;D))
15. Leap out at him from around corners and yell BANG!
16. Kick him in the shin and run away... every five minutes.
17. Repeatedly "mistake" him for the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
18. Email him L/Light yaoi pictures.
19. "Accidently" break his computers. ALL of his computers.
20. Set him on fire.
21. Accuse HIM of being Kira and blaming it on Light to take the heat off himself.
22. Put him in an oversized blender and press frappe.
23. Whack him over the head with the Death Note.
24. After he makes one of his brilliant deductions, say gently, "You know, L, there's a fine line between genius and insanity..."
25. Delete all the files pertaining to the Kira case on his computer and replace them with pictures of panda bears and bunnies.
26. Spread nasty rumors about him and Misa.
27. Sing Brittney Spears songs at the top of your lungs all day (abandon if he starts to sing along).
28. Compare him to Charlie the Unicorn.
29. Everywhere he goes, follow him around humming Secret Agent Man.
30. Mess with his voice changer and set it to a really, REALLY high-pitched voice.
31. Let Misa give him a makeover.
32. Constantly forget his "name" (("Hey, Q, guess what?!"))
33. Declare him your personal hero and imitate everything he does.
34. Lock him in a closet/small box.
35. Ask why the greatest detective of all time can't figure out the proper way to hold a pencil.
36. When you go out to eat, ask for a kiddie menu for him.
37. While he's talking on the phone walk up to him, take the phone out of his hand, and crush it with a hammer. Walk away.
38. Ask if he only has the one outfit, or if he has a whole closet full of white shirts and jeans.
39. Write his name in the Death Note.
And last but not least...
40. Tell him he's wrong.
(A/N): So, how was it? I'll try and update soon. Oh, and happy Easter, since it's literally three minutes away. Yes, I stay up too late. Review!