part 1
Note: I have not watched 21 Jump Street.
Mitt sat on his chair, pondering new ways to destroy the intellect of his country further.
He thought of how he would love to torture his wonderful neighbour, and their dreadfully adorable pet cat.
Just as he was hatching his plan, a handful of policemen broke through his backyard fence.
Mitt immediately aimed his AK-47, but then realized the futility of it all.
He instead threw a coconut at the men's faces, gurgling like a broken doll as he ran away.
Part 2: written later feat. G.W. Bush
some cops (?) stormed into mitt's yard, holding confiscated boxes of my little pony figurines. mitt stared in amazement and uttered, "this is illegal, you immoral fucks."
"we don't care, we can jump over 21 streets so why don't we jump into ur house lol" said the tall officer.
mitt was not arrested but his mlp merchandise was all taken
part 3
mitt decided to go on an expensive vacation as per usual with his family.
they got on the smelly plane, and strapped themselves into their seats.
"when are we going to paris daddy" said one of his children
"I don't know maybe like 10 hours" said mitt.
after 5 hours the pilot turned on the speaker and said "uh I think theres something coming at us"
just as everyone went wtf the plane shook tremendously and began to tilt downwards
then it just well fell
luckily they were over a forest so the plane was ok & people were badly injured but survived
as they got out o f the plane, mitt noticed a familiar face in the crowd…holy mackerel, isnt that the good ol shoe dodger, goerige w. bushhh?
they exchanegd greetings and spoke fondly of their brony ambitions together as the entire crew of the plane and the people who rode the damn plane walked inland
after some tim of wwalking mitt looked up to see more familiar faces….it was the two cops who had confiscated his (snif) brony merchandise.
"were back ;-)))))"
to be continued