Naruto: Bringer of Goosebumps
Kigen: Hello ladies and gentlemen and readers of all ages. I have to say how sorry I am for not posting anything for so long. As some of you may know I am now in the United States Marine Corps. As such, this takes up much of my time and due to various reasons which are personal such as preparing for an up-coming surgery and more; I have been unable to post anything until this point. Now onto a brighter point in this one-to-many conversation, I will finally be getting a laptop, which means expect much more frequent updates to my stories. Now, I bet a lot of you are wonder why I am making a Naruto/Goosebumps crossover story when I already have several stories that need my attention. The answer to that is actually quite simple. I absolutely love Goosebumps and when I saw the movie (which was fantastic mind you) I had so much muse for this idea I just simply had to make this story. Unless I am mistaken, this might just be the very first Naruto/Goosebumps crossover….Which is AWESOME! WHOO HOO PIONEERING NEW UNEXPLORED TERRITORY! I hope that you enjoy this story and that you accept this post as a much needed apology to my fans and readers. Now that that is over and done with…LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Disclaimer: I own Jack Shit in regards to Naruto and Goosebumps, this is purely a fan made story (no shit I don't them, if I did why the fracken hell would I be doing this story at all….damn lawyer….oh shit is this thing still on?!….where's that button?! *click*)
READERS BEWARE: YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE
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*camera focuses on a village hidden in the leaves (haha)* Ah Konoha, what a beautiful village, well maybe it's beautiful for a few of you, hell some people may actually prefer some sand dunes, or some misty surroundings, or some rocks, hell a few people may even prefer to live on a mountain…
…..anyway…..
Lost my train of thought *looks at Konoha from a birds eye view* oh right this place….Ahem. Anyway, according to the sky it is…nighttime, ok sweet we now know that the sun is not out, that the moon is out, oooh even a few stars are-*Audience: GET ON WITH IT!* Well sorry, it's been awhile since I've done this, I just wanted to have some fun. Screw what I want….
Ahem, the cloudless night sky, covered in jewel-like stars and a lovely full moon provided a breath taking view for the surprising amount of people still awake in the village below to appreciate. Unfortunately, not everyone awake is able to enjoy the view available tonight.
"GET HIM!" one coarse obviously intoxicated voice cried out.
"KILL THE DEMON" roared out another.
"MAKE IT PAY!" declared another of the apparent group.
*This kid just can't get a break in these fanfictions can he? Seriously I feel like a bastard whenever I right about a kid getting attacked*
We see what appears to be a small, dirty blonde child who appears to be around the age of seven is sprinting at an exhausting pace from a small mob which contained the rather uninspiring people (if you can call them that) that was heard earlier along with others of the same mindset. Each of them fully intending to bring harm to the child before them.
'Gotta get away!' the small child cried out in his head as unshed tears of both pain and terror threatened to pour out of his eyes. His small legs were throbbing with each step, his malnourished chest was heaving, and his mind going through every possible way he could escape his pursuers, no particularly useful idea coming to mind. As he wracked his brain for a solution, a member of the enraged mob threw a sharp kunai directly into his right shoulder. Yelping in pain, he tumbled onto the dirt road. Screaming in bloodlust, the group of abusers descended upon their target each bearing a different weapon….Including a stick *the fuck?*
'I-I'm Going to Die. I-I'm Going! I'M GOING TO DIE!' The poor child screamed in his mind, not realizing his cerulean blue eyes slowly become a pale ringed purple. Raising his hands to protect his frail body and closing his eyes, an unforeseen shockwave erupted from the child, sending his would be killers flying in various directions.
When the frightened child opened his eyes as the dust settled, he saw in the pale moonlight a sight that would be etched into his mind forever. Brocken bodies with blood oozing from were bones were jutting out and gapping mouths frozen in agony.
Each and every one of his attackers had been killed upon impact from the powerful unanticipated shockwave.
The child looked at the carnage in front of him. His eyes widened as bile threatened to erupt from his throat. He forced it down and ran as fast as his battered body could go into the dark forest he had been trying to reach earlier. Not knowing that this was the beginning to a whole new life.
***timeskip ten minutes later***
Upon reaching a small clearing deep within the dark forest, the child's legs collapsed as he fell unto his knees. Reaching his arm up, he raised his right arm and pulled out the kunai that had been sent into his shoulder. Wincing with unshed tears, he dropped the blade and propped himself against the closest tree.
"Wha-what happened back there?" He breathed out, he raised his hands shaking as he looked at them in shock. "I-I killed them. They were right." He cried softly as he brought his hands to his chest. "They were right." He cried again, his once unshed tears now cascading down his dirt smeared face. "I am a monster."
After crying his heart out under the moonlit sky, the small child slowly stood up. "Where can I go?" he said softly. "Jiji won't want anything to do with me once he finds out." His face fell as he thought of the kind elderly man who had always been nice to him. "Same with Teuchi-Jiji and Ayame-Oneechan." He breathed out as his mind drifted to the nice family who would give him ramen whenever he was hungry, which was quite often.
"I need to get out of here. I can't hurt them too." His tired mind whirred at the terrifying thought of him killing his surrogate family. He paused mid-step. "But where will I go?"
Deciding not to focus too much on this, he ran further and further into the forest, fully intent on never coming back. After all, he was a monster.
*Goddamn this was incredibly depressing to think about let alone type. I was honestly tempted to stop here, but I…I just can't leave Naru-Bozu like this. So onwards!*
After making impressive headway into what had to be the heart of the shadow-filled forest, the battered child stood before a tree. Not just any tree, while all trees in Hi no Kuni are rather large, this tree in particular was massive in size. It predated nearly everything near it, perhaps even one of the looming mountains in the near distance. Stopping for breathe after his long passage into unknown territory, the young blonde couldn't help but feel as if he was drawn to this spot. His now purple eyes glanced at the titanic tree, before seeing a strange glow near the base.
If one were to glance at the exact same spot, they would see nothing. However, what he saw on the other hand was what appeared to be a faintly green symbol etched deep within the gaps on one of the roots. Mesmerized by the glow, he slowly made his way into the gap as if a moth to the flame. He stretched out his hand to touch the mysterious symbol only to find it just barely out of his reach. Grunting, he reached as far as he could, just barely brushing his index finger against it before being thrown back the now pulsating green light. Dazed, the child sat up from where he had been thrown and looked at the gap in the root only to find the glow was gone.
Huffing in annoyance, the blonde looked down to see what looked like an old scroll. Tilting his head in confusion, he reached out at the scroll. Now holding the rather large rolled up piece of parchment, he opened it to see some kanji. He stared at the writing. Not knowing what it said due to a poor excuse of an education, he put his hand onto the writing unknowingly releasing some chakra into the scroll. All was quiet before a bright flash erupted from the scroll nearly blinding the poor kid.
Shaking his head, he looked at the scroll puzzled, "What was that?"
"Hello Kiddy." A raspy voice said behind him.
Jumping at the sudden noise, the young blonde slowly looked behind him to see one of the strangest sights he had ever seen. There was only one thing his mind could think, "What?"
"Not WHAT, it's WHO. The names Slappy and I have to say it's a pleasure to meet you."
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Kigen: And cut! And with that, our first chapter ends. What will happen now? Tune in next time for chapter two of NARUTO: Bringer of Goosebumps! Hahahahahahahah!
Ja Ne~!