§Chapter 1§

This a Yogscast Fanfic fueled by a dream I once had and made real by my new found best Co-writer, Kystra, who is a good friend both online and IRL (well I say good friend I kinda mean one of my best friends since I have many friends).

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"BURN!" yelled Hannah excitedly, while the room echoed with laughter. Megan just dissed Sophie; Sophie pulled a face that made everyone laugh harder. It was eight o'clock in the evening, and Kate was just finishing her Fanta before she started laughing and snorting it up her nose, making everyone laugh much much harder, even making Roz fall to the floor clutching her side. The mood in the caravan was high as the group whittled their way through numerous jokes and stories. Their parents were out having a drink, so they were allowed to order whatever pizzas they liked for dinner, and someone ordered a little too much. There was still an unopened box of pepperoni pizza, but everyone was too full to take another bite.

"That was hilarious!" said Jamila, gasping - she had to wipe the tears from her blue-green eyes. Kate was coughing repeatedly, her eyes watering, trying to breathe. Megan was face-down on the table, her mahogany-dyed hair shaking as she was trying to stop laughing. Sophie and Hannah were surprisingly the only ones who weren't choking on giggles..Roz just managed to calm down enough to pick herself off the floor and she sat herself back in the chair she fell off.

"Are- are you okay Kate?" She asked between gasps of breath and half giggles. She was rubbing the dust off her jacket, trying to calm herself down. Megan still lay with her face against the table, occasionally moving in particularly hard bursts of laughter. Sophie shook her gently until she sat up, still giggling. Everyone looked at Megan, who's face was displaying a mix of happiness and madness.

"Defo cray cray." Jamila said, causing a laughter induced cough from Kate who had only just been able to stop coughing. Megan sighed and sat up straight, completely over the laughing and reached to open the other box of pizza but was intercepted by sophie. Megan gave her an odd look before opening her mouth to respond. Sophie however, was too quick for her.

"You can't honestly still be hungry." She said wearing a scowl that seemed to fit perfectly on her face. Megan huffed and crossed her arms,

"Are you calling me fat or greedy?" She asked and tapped her fingers impatiently against the table.

Sophie rolled her eyes. "Both." Megan then proceeded to punch Sophie's shoulder, earning a punch from Sophie as well as a loud "Ow".

When she was half choking on Fanta, Kate's glasses managed to fall off her face and onto the floor. "Guys, can you help me find my glasses? I can't see a thing," she said, crouching on the floor and peering into the darkness under the table..

Roz got up and saw Kate's glasses, almost directly in front of Kate's face and grabbed them. She turned around and put one finger to her lips in a 'hushing' movement and put Kate's glasses on top of the highest cupboard she could reach, way out of Kate's view. Everyone gave little giggles and hushed motions to each other as Kate still crouched on the floor, patting the ground in front of her just in cased she miss something.

"Guys!" she said, more desperate, "Seriously, I can't see!" She sighed in defeat. "Can someone help me?"

"I'll help you look for them," said Jamila, joining Kate on the ground and pretending to look for her glasses. Jamila pushed a few strands of her dark brown hair behind her ear, continuing to pat the ground. The others sat and watched, holding back laughs. Roz and Sophie had now resorted to sitting on the floor since there wasn't enough space for all of them to sit down at once without having to share chairs or have too many people on the already uncomfortable couch.

Kate sat up suddenly. "What did you guys do to my glasses?" she asked sternly. The entire group burst into uncontrollable laughter. Megan pointed at Roz, who pointed at Sophie who wore the same scowl as earlier and pointed back to Roz.

"Don't try to cover yourself up Roz." She said sternly, her chestnut brown eyes darting between the culprit and the victim. Roz sighed in resignation.

"Fine," she muttered, reaching for Kate's glasses, stretching to do so since she wasn't much taller than Kate herself. Kate stood up, snatching her glasses back from Roz and perching them back on her nose. Her dark brown- almost black - eyes stared through the glass in annoyance, and she sat back down on her chair. Roz threw her hands silently into the air in mock surrender and sat back onto the floor. She brushed her brown hair out of her face and crossed her legs resting her elbows on her knees.

The caravan had become eerily quiet so when the phone began to ring it gave everyone a shock. Sophie nudged Megan, who in turn nudged Jamila, who then poked Hannah, who then nudged Kate, who then nudged Roz on the floor with her foot.

"Why me?" moaned Roz, who pushed herself off the floor and walked to the other side of the caravan by the door, grabbing the phone and putting it on speaker.

"Yeelow?" she asked, her odd way of answering the phone had always confused the others.

"Hello? Is this Mrs Cooke?" replied an all too familiar male voice.

Gasps of instant shock fluttered around the room and all eyes darted towards the phone held precariously in Roz's hand.

"Was- was that?" Sophie asked, but was silenced by Megan hushing her quietly.

"Err- no, she's out at the moment, you- you can talk to Megan if you want though." Roz half whispered half shouted in her excitement and nervousness.

"Oh...Do you have any idea when she'll be back?" asked the voice. Roz shook her head,then realised that obviously the speaker on the other side couldn't see her.

"No?" muttered Roz in a high-pitched, anxious voice.

A laugh could be heard over the phone, somewhat in the distance though, it was the unmistakable voice of a particular Dwarf.

"Okay. Tell her I called, won't you…?" he paused waiting for her name.

"Roz."

"Roz," he stopped for a second, and a shout of "OH SHIT" could be heard in the background. A nanosecond later, the line went dead.

What ensued was the biggest lack of noise anyone would ever know, no one spoke, no one laughed or even breathed. That moment lasted for exactly five seconds.

"The fuck just happened?" Megan asked.

Then all hell broke loose. There was screaming and high-pitched squealing from Megan, Jamila, Hannah, Roz and Sophie, but Kate was just sat there, in her chair, silent and wide-eyed.

This sort of conversation happened for the next five minutes:

"Was that Lewis?"

"It sounded like Lewis."

"I'd die if it was Lewis."

"I swear it was Lewis!"

"Why was Lewis calling for my mum?"

"Oh my god Lewis called!"

And so on. Eventually the commotion died down, with everyone talking in whispers like they could no longer speak properly. Kate was still sitting there, bewildered and silent.

Sophie reached over Megan (since she was sitting on the inside of the sofa) and poked Kate twice on the nose. Kate didn't move. Jamila then decided to shake her shoulders gently, still getting no response. It was only until Megan licked her finger and stuck it in Kate's ear that Kate finally snapped out of it. She screamed. When Kate finally stopped screaming, Roz cleared her throat.

"Guys, that was Lewis and we are not dreaming, so what the hell did he say? I was too busy silently hyperventilating." she said, putting the phone back on the table after a few minutes of holding it.

"He wants to talk to my mom." Megan said, still shocked.

Again, there was silence but this was no ordinary silence because everyone was simply relishing in the thought that they had just gotten a call from Lewis Brindley and, as clumsy as

ever, Simon Lane. Everyone sat down and just thought for a moment about what would follow possibly all answering, in their own way, the same questions.

Why would he call?

Why would he call now?

What does he need?

Does it concern us?

Why is he calling?

Seriously, why is he calling?

COME ONE BRAIN! WHY IS HE CALLING?!