Milkshake
A/N: seriously I dun own an e thing dun sue me…
Malik's POV
Just when we thought that the Yamis were gone and everything was going back to normal, they turn up again. You read me? AGAIN. A-G-A-I-N. How horrible was that. As if I wasn't insane before. GRRRRRRRRR. Well at least this song is cheering me up. I just can't help, but like it. 0.o After all, it is very catchy.
My
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's
better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can
teach you,
But I have to charge
"What the ! Why the are u listen to this "
"Why don't you get lost, oh so …how shall I put…smart yami of mine." Marik tries to attack Malik.
"Hn" goes back to singing along to Milkshake by Kelis.
My
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's
better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can
teach you,
But I have to charge
Currrently Yami, Bakura, Ryou and Yuugi were outside Malik's front door. The windows were wide open and they could hear Marik and Malik arguing.
"Wow."
"It must take a lot of concentration to ignore Marik."
"No duh Bakura."
"Shut up, you stupid pharaoh and you too, Ryou-baka."
I know
you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy
for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its
time
"You know what, let's just knock," said Yuugi.
They knocked and…
"Oh, it's you. What are you doing here anyway?" said Malik.
"Remember we talked about this before?" said Yami
"Oh right. Wish it weren't today." said Malik.
"Yeah…you had a row with Marik." asked Bakura, hoping to stir things up a bit.
"No really, baka-yarou."
"Ouch, that's cold."
La
la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The
boys are waiting
Malik put his headphones back on. He started to sing to the song again, as he led them through the apartment to his room. Marik was already there.
"What took you so long?" Marik was impatient.
"Wait, Jou, Otogi, Honda and Kaiba are supposed to be here today." Yuugi bit his lip.
"Let's not wait." Bakura announced.
"Actually you should." said Ishizu
"Dang," snarled Marik.
La
la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The
boys are waiting
"This is it," said Ishizu, as the other four got there.
"Remind me why we are here?" questioned Otogi, with a hint of superiority.
"You'll see," smirked Ishizu.
That smirk started to make all of them uncomfortable. Then …
Four more boys…ahem…more like two boys and two angels or spirits entered the room. Ishizu's smirk widened. Now they were really afraid.
My
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's
better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can
teach you,
But I have to charge
Bakura's POV
This had better get done fast. Ishizu is giving me the creeps. Wait did I just say give me the creeps. Me afraid, never. Hehe…just a little, but I am still THIEF KING BAKURA the FIERCEST TOMB ROBBER in ancient Egypt . But this ain't Egypt . HEHE. He watched as the darker looking of the two angels introduced himself.
"YO, my name is Dark. This here is my Hikari, Niwa Daisuke." He elbowed the other angel, who turned and gave him a condescending glare.
"Dark…you are that thief…the very thief that made a fool of me," snarled Bakura.
"Ah, how wonderful, you remember me."
The bluenette boy said "That's Krad and I'm Hiwatari Satoshi."
"So you seem to have problems with gaining your own bodies as well, ne?" asked Bakura cheekily.
"GRRRR."
I
can see you're on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques
that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves
get caught,
Watch if your smart,
"You are ready to begin I trust."
"Of course, sis. Ain't like we're afraid or anything." Snapped Malik.
"As you wish."
"Bastet, Isis, Neith, Nut, Ma'at, please join with Ame-no-Uzume, Bensaiten, Amaterasu, Izanami, Kishimojin, Marishi-Ten, allow flesh to these boys who crave it. Allow a separation that gives freedom. Will the most sacred goddesses of Japan and Egypt unite!"
There was a blinding flash. It filled the apartment. It was gone as soon as it had come. The hikaris woke up to find…
La
la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
Sure they no longer shared bodies with their yamis, but what the , they were freaking female. You see, because it was so frustrating for them, they asked Ishizu for help. But then Ishizu had a craziest, most whacked-up idea in the world. Her Sennen Tauk had given all the information, she had needed. She knew that in reality, no matter what, the yamis would never admit it, nor would their hikaris, they were in love with each other. Therefore, she had purposefully rigged the spell, but they did not have to know that. She smirked once again.
La
la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are
waiting,
Ishizu POV
Mwahahahah. I have them. Well, let's go step two. I rigged it so that even Honda, Otogi, Kaiba and Jou got a taste too. Yes.
My
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's
better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can
teach you,
But I have to charge
After she told them her plan (or rather part of it-she left out the part where she rigged the spell just to get them sorted into couples MWAHAHAHAa…), they agreed. There was no other alternative anyway.
Oh,
once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must
maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the
perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes
are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
"Ano, it can't be that bad."
"Ok. I made this up for you when you were out."
"'kuso." groaned Daisuke after reading the first line.
La
la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The
boys are waiting
"I also chose your new names…Yugi-you will be Yuki, Malik-you will be Mara, Ryou- Ryone, Daisuke-Aino, Satoshi-Tayuya, Jou-Jono, Ryuuji-Shiroi and make sure you don't let anything slip. I will send you, your files later. Study them, to make sure you don't make mistakes. Tomorrow will be your "first" day at Domino High.
"NANI!"
Lala-lalala,
Warm
it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
"As far as I know, the boys will find you very attractive," smirked Ishizu. "Well off you go. Here are your keys to a hotel where I booked rooms for you, while you were out. You wouldn't want to stay and attract attention, ne?"
My
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's
better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can
teach you,
But I have to charge
Doomedpassion: the name and the songfic don't match. Oh well, too bad. See I had just to use it cause of the song. Smirk. ;)
Malik: EW! I have to what with HIM! Argh, he is a freaking psycho. But I must admit he's kinda hawt.
Marik: But Malik baby…I l…nevermind.
Doomedpassion: 0.o so what you're trying to say is…Mmrph…nevermind. I guess cat got my tongue. Smirk. Actually, Marik put his hand over my mouth.
Malik: Sit boy. I said SIT.